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A Puzzle That’s Too Hard For Republicans

A Puzzle That’s Too Hard For Republicans


>>THE WEAK REACTION FROM G.O.P. MEMBERS IS STARTLING.>>YOU’RE NOT SEEING A LOT OF
REPUBLICANS, VERY FEW OF THE R W WILLING TO USE THE WORD RACIST. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE.>>Announcer: WELCOME BACK TO
WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE. THE PUZZLE IS ONLY SOLVED, ONLY
ONE LETTER MISSING. THERE IT IS. MITCH McCONNELL, CAN YOU SOLVE
THE PUZZLE? ONE LETTER! ( LAUGHTER )
FIRE AWAY! SHOULD BE EASY! TRUMP IS A R-BLANK-IST. WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS. JUST SAY IT. ( BUZZER )
WHAT ABOUT YOU?>>YOU ALL KNOW THAT A.O.C. AND
THIS CROWD ARE A BUNCH OF COMMUNISTS.>>SHUT YOUR MOUTH! JUST SAY THE PHRASE, SAY IT!>>COMING UP NEXT, IT’S
“JEOPARDY.”>>NO, WE’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
TILL SOMEONE SAYS IT OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND HORSE WHIP
YOU WITH THIS TINY MIC. SAY IT! ( TONE )
THAT’S IT! IT’S THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN
COLBERT.

100 thoughts on “A Puzzle That’s Too Hard For Republicans”

  1. Trump rallies sound more like KKK And Trump is old Orange Grand Wizzard and old geezer. Some of them sound like shitlers rallies in Germany . They all have Trump foaming at the mouth . We fought Nazism in www2 . Trumpism is sounding more and more like Nazis facism in America. It seems that we need to irritaditcate Trumpism from America in 2020 vote Demacrats in all offices. Trumpism is disease gop has all caught up can in. They would let Trump rape their daughters and they would blame their daughters . They would say they enticed him . So this is very twisted way of thinking. A patriot said too dought everything our government does . And question everything with in it. Was life long Republican until Trumpism took over GOP party. Then can't ever vote for a Republican party is very very broken under Trumpism . Very few of Congress and Senate ever say bad word against Trump . The ones that do state the obvious are ran out of GOP. God bless America and pray for the GOP party will survive Trumpism. Just can't stand subservient little leadership left in Republican party. They all make excuse for Trump and his bullshit racist propaganda . Since Trump uses hate , fear and race to divide American people . Hope he looses election in 2020 soon after arrested for crimes committed all need held accountable .

  2. He only has 10 years left at the most. Lets all just zone out and remember that he will die soon and the whole world will still hate him

  3. Trump and his supporters has 0 respect for all the color people who fought to protect the country, it’s freedom, Liberty, and their ungrateful dumbasses. #YourWelcome

  4. G of narcissistic injury, a ragist
    K of forest raker, a rakist
    L of a mispelled MAGA rally attendant, a ralist
    V of untalented dance moves making raver, a ravist
    W of the most raw individual, a rawist
    X of Republican political departure 2020 neologism, the raxit
    Y of orange tan man blending, a rayist
    Z of mispelled racist, a razist

  5. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE OVER MITCH MCCONNELL'S OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNTS AND HIS LYING WIFE CHAO NOT DIVESTING?

  6. facing censure trump claims her doesn't have a "racist bone in his body" does that include his bone spurs ?

  7. I find it oh soooo funny that lindsay says Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is communist all the while his boss loves communists leaders lol. Cos he thinks the world of Kim Jong Un, and is in love with Putin LoL. So does that really mean he's ok with Ms Ocasio-Cortez then????😂😂😂😂😂😂

  8. Republicans refuse to say anything against Trump because they want to get re-elected, and because they don’t want to tear the GOP. Democrats would do the same thing, in fact they have. Exhibit A: Ilhan Omar’s antisemitism.

  9. The discomfort the racist GOP feels because of their dysfunctional president who was illegally allowed to become president has come home to roost. Yes he won the presidency? through illegal means and loopholes. Someday if humankind lasts long enough history will prove it. Nothing has been done about it therefore he'll probably win again? But without the help of Russia in foreign entities into American politics, Trump would not have won the election. America must stand behind popular vote. Instead of standing behind a couple of hicks and some weird States somewhere they could be easily bribed to change their vote. Let's face it , we're not in the Dark Ages we're just suffering from their consequences currently. Get your shit together America. Popular vote. Popular vote. Popular vote. Popular vote. Popular vote. if that was the case you wouldn't be whining about Trump.!

  10. All the comments here questioning C or P… It is probably a "C" because one of the things that make him a Racist is that he's only a Rapist to white women… 🤔👶

  11. Yeah…thing is…you’ll never get a group of people who built their power on lies to own a truth. It means giving up their power. Not gonna happen, no matter how much evidence you plop down in front of them.

  12. I thought they were gonna show the Romney reaction. He tap-danced around "the 'r' word" like he was Shirley Temple. There was clearly a mass castration of the GOP, because they have no balls. Mitt would only say Trump's words were "destructive, demeaning, disunifying, and frankly it was very wrong." Ooh, Mitt, sick burn. 😒 That's what you say to your 10 year old when he calls his friend a gay-wad, not when the President of the United States says one of the most cliche, offensive, derogatory racisms to fellow representatives of our country. Despite all the shit Trump has talked about Romney, when confronted by a reporter with his own words to see if maybe Mitt would like to take the opportunity to call a racist a racist, Mitt replied, "That's all I got, thanks!" Grow a pair!

  13. Dark Side Pelosi says NO IMPEACHMENT.
    Putin's Bitch Mitch says NO CONVICTION.
    Evilgelicals say daughter fucking is hot.
    Americans say Don't You Make Me Vote.

  14. "we're not going anywhere until someone says it or I will horsewhip you with this tiny mic." Did anyone watching this hope he'd actually beat Cocaine Mitch for a moment there? It's quite obvious that the majority of the Repuglican Party is comprised of hopeless RACISTS and that's the whole crux of the political situation.

  15. THE DUMMYCRATS ARE A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES! THEY ALLOW OMAR TO SAY ALL THE ANTI-SEMITIC RANTS SHE WANTS BUT OUR GREAT POTUS ISNT ALLOWED HIS FREEDOM OF SPEECH? SMH

  16. Regardless of original intent back when leaders had more moral fiber, there is something severely wrong with the system that allows Trump to remain in office. He never was qualified and has proven this fact MANY MANY times and yet there he is stroking his ego with his gathering of ultra low IQ supporters, lying ALL THE TIME, creating risk for all of us in every moronic action!!! WTF are we doing? He mustn't complete his term. Get him out NOW! So sick of him!!! He is a disgusting human being. Racist to the core, dishonest 100%, narcasistic 100%, zero qualifications to lead anything. This shows the election process is broken because as is it lead to this mess we're in. What an enormous cluster F!

  17. As some people have already pointed out, it couldn't be P (in this scenario) because there's already one in trumP. Too bad though. Both answers would be accurate.

  18. please, please don't let that fool trump polarize us and lose sight of what is REALLY happening.
    what was that warning "If it seems too good to be true… (fill in the blanks).

  19. THEY ARE ALL ENABLERS OF THIS WANNA BE MUSSOLINI FOOL, AND THEY MUST PAY FOR ALL THE BROKEN FIBERS IN OUR SOCIETY, COUNTRY, AND DEMOCRACY. THEY HAVE NO SHAME!!!

  20. Who can forget that Disgusting Evangelicals Proudly Elected and Keep Supporting Sex Predator Racist Trump!
    If you are an Evangelical, you are just racist!!!

  21. I love how much Ilhan drives crazy the right wing GOP nutjobs. They should charge her rent because she is living in their heads 24/7!

    Also, I'm so glad that Trump and other GOP politicians are skipping racist dog whistles and going straight to racist megaphones. By the time Trump leaves office in 2020/2024, the GOP will be forever branded as the racist/sexist political party. 😁 There is one positive for having Trump as president, he reveals the true face of the GOP.

  22. Maybe use the last letter in the Russian Alphabet that looks like a “C” with a stump of a “P” under it. “Yes, Comrade Trump, you are truly a genius. You perfectly combine idea of racist and rapist into a single word!”

  23. trump didn't mention any names. it was the 'four horsewomen of the apocalypse' that heard 'un-american' and said…….'hey, that's us'

  24. trump was never called a 'racist' till he ran against a democrat. the democrat party is the party of the kkk, jim crow and voting against the equal rights act, but the betsy ross flag has to go?????

  25. Mitch McConnells wife should be in jail for getting 40,000 from a construction company that benefitted from her position as secretary of transportation and Mitch also beniffitted as well so both are crooks!

  26. Suchc a clever and funny way of driving home an embarrassing truth. Bravo! And, yes, there is already a "p" in the puzzle, but that would have been an accurate choice, too, otherwise.

  27. McConnell and Graham both have drawls and a clear disdain for education, so surely they'd go for the "L" dodge.

    E.g., "Trump is a ralist. He's very pragmatic."

  28. No he's not a racist he just color blind ..No he doesn't like raisins he's just full of mouth bowel movement …No he not A rapists…he just like to dance real close …Wait will get back to you in afew taxes year later … DUMP TRUMP 2020..

  29. Wow yet there's no concrete evidence for him being any of this, but that's ok follow suit with what's fashionable and scream at those who don't agree with you and do so until they break. Good work democrats, next time criticise him for something real

  30. This was a missed opportunity. They should have had Melania as person #3 "thinking hard" and come up with "P" and Pat "Er, um.. hmmm … that works"

  31. For sure at least 2 correct answers here (c and p), as people have been stating in the other comments. If the blank spot in the puzzle could contain multiple letters, bonus points to the commenters that thought of GING NARCISS. But, can we talk about the fact that Mitch McConnell's name badge in this bit was the exact same font and style as the labels in a pokemon's pokedex entry that identifies their type: (water, fire, grass, electric, dark, psychic, ice, dragon etc. for those unfamiliar with pokemon). I haven't read all the comments so I don't know if I am the first to notice this, but I just thought it was funny and clever (still not sure if Colbert and the writers thought of that on purpose or not, or if it was just a coincidence). Either way, genius!

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