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Arch de Triumph | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim

Arch de Triumph | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim


Monarch: NO.
I-I– DOUBLE NO! EXTRA NO! CHERRY-ON-TOP,
GOLD-PLATED NO! ALSO…NO. SWEETIE,
IT’S NOT A REQUEST. IT’S A POLITICAL AND TACTICAL
MOVE FOR THE GUILD. YOU CAN’T ARCH
DR. VENTURE. BUT IF WE — THIS GUILD THING WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE FOR OUR OWN GOOD! AND NOW YOU’RE STABBING ME
IN THE WINGS! ONCE WE GET THE GUILD
BACK ON ITS FEET, YOU CAN ARCH DR. VENTURE
LATER. WE’LL BUMP UP YOUR LOW ARCHING
LEVEL AND FILE FOR SOME — WAIT —
LOW ARCHING LEVEL? WAIT — WHAT LEVEL
ARE WE AT NOW? ON THE BOOKS,
Y-YOU’RE A 6. BUT THAT WAS WHEN YOU HAD OVER 100 HENCHMEN
AND A FLYING COCOON. SO IF I WERE TO REASSESS,
I’D GO WITH 3, MAYBE 4. 3 OR 4?! COME ON!
TANTRUM REX IS A LEVEL 4. TANTRUM REX! HE LOOKS LIKE THAT “NOT THE MAMA, NOT THE MAMA”
BABY-DINOSAUR PUPPET. RIGHT, YOU KNOW THAT
IF WE WANT T– IT’S NOT JUST
THE ARCHING LEVEL. THERE ARE LIKE A DOZEN VILLAINS
AHEAD OF YOU. VENTURE IS TOP DOG NOW. WILL YOU JUST TRUST ME?
I’M ON YOUR TEAM. WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THAT? OH, I DON’T KNOW. BECAUSE YOU’RE
IN A GUILD JACKET, MAYBE? YEAH, BUT IF YOU
JUST — JUST — I HAVEN’T
UNPACKED MY BATHROBE. SEE? THAT’S, LIKE,
INAPPROPRIATE. [ LAUGHS ] THERE IS NO WAY
I COULD STAY MAD AT THAT. I’VE 10 MINUTES
BEFORE I LEAVE FOR ASSEMBLY. MAKE-UP SEX? ONLY IF
YOU BUMP UP MY LEVEL. AND WEAR
THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT? DEAL. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS SUCK.
MEETING ADJOURNED. WAY TO BE
TOTALLY UNPROFESSIONAL. HOLD ON, POOKUMS. I FORGOT SOMETHING
IN THE KITCHEN. GET INTO HER FILES
AND GET US A LIST OF WHO’S AHEAD OF ME
FOR ARCHING VENTURE. I WANT NAMES,
ADDRESSES, SCHEDULES, STRENGTHS, WEAKNESSES —
THE WORKS. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES. FIVE MINUTES?
I NEED MORE TIME. SHE’S PUTTING ON
THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT! I CAN’T LAST
MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES. I KNOW — I’LL PRETEND
I CAN’T FIND THE CLEANUP TOWEL AND LEAVE HER CAKED
IN MY STICKY TRIUMPH
FOR A FEW MINUTES. WILL THAT HELP? I HATE
THAT YOU TELL ME THIS STUFF. [ SNORING ]

30 thoughts on “Arch de Triumph | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim”

  1. This was a scene from Season 6.

    Season 7 just finished airing (2018 Fall) and you can usually find it on Adult Swim's website!

  2. When Dr Girlfriend was first introduced, I like how it took all of 5 minutes for Venture Bros fans to collectively say, “SCREW IT, BEST GIRL EVER!”

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