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Babes Having Babies | MPGIS S2 | Episode 7

Babes Having Babies | MPGIS S2 | Episode 7


This week on an all new episode of Babes Having
Babies! We visit Overland Park, Kansas and meet Saison Margeurite, a young girl with
a penchant for unprotected sex, nip slips, and berets. And take a look, it’s her best
friend, Brittnay Matthews. She’s slutty, she enjoys hand jobs, and loves yelling at people.
It’s all this week on Babes Having Babies. Today, for lunch, I had lunch with my two
best friends, Brittnay Matthews and Shay Van Buren. Oh Brittnay, are you enjoying your, [crepe
filled with nutella and whipped cream] Yes, Saison, thank you so much for picking
my lunch out for me, but we should probably get going don’t you think? Brittnay, sit down and enjoy yourself. Fourth
period doesn’t start for another twenty-five minutes. Relax, old friend. Brittnay Matthews is not my friend. Brittnay
Matthews is a monster. If Satan himself crawled out of hell, landed on Earth and vowed to
destroy all of humanity with a fiery apocalyptic plague, Brittnay Matthews would fuck him in
the ass with his own pitchfork until he bled out and died. And if that doesn’t paint a
clear enough picture, I once saw her watch an entire [sneezing panda video] without cracking
a smile once. I will not stop until she is revealed once and for all for being the two-timing
potato mouthed whorebag that she is. Oh my friends, this has been one of my favorite
lunch periods of all times! I couldn’t agree more! You know, at first I wasn’t sure Saison and
I would end up becoming best friends, because, well she suffers from clinical denial…which
you would think she would get treated for considering that she gets free health care.
(Whispering) Because she’s from Canada. We all humor her delusions of being French because
the doctors say that’s what’s best. You know, sometimes I feel like I’m taking care of her
like you would take care of a pet. Like, like a little dog. Yeah, like a little female dog.
Which I guess you would call a bitch. So in the context of this metaphor, Saison Margeurite
is a total bitch. And Shay, well, there’s really no metaphor for her, she just sucks
a lot of dick. Okay so, everyone ready to go? Okay let’s
go! Uh, Gay Van Buren, what do you think you’re
doing eating at the center lunch table? Your ban was never lifted! Besides, I always just
assumed you poured your food directly into the toilet just to save yourself a step. Yeah, I thought, um, I thought, um, you usually
put your food, um, in your butt, cause, um… Trisha, are you like having a stroke? Are- No no no no. You put your food in your butt
and then you poop. The- Trisha no. You poop from your butt and- I’m sorry. Mine was better. Just leave it. I thought I had that one. Leave it. Oh Mackenzie, I didn’t realize this was going
to be an issue. I was personally invited to have lunch here by my good friend Brittnay
Matthews. Ha! The day that happens is the day I stick
my entire fist in my- No it’s true! I invited Shay Van Buren and
Saison Margeurite to sit at the center lunch table with me! Why the fuck would you do that? Goddamit. Because Saison Margeurite is my best friend. Oui, that is correct. Mackenzie, would you
and Trisha like to sit and eat lunch with us? There is plenty of room next to, how you
say, me. Brittnay slams her head on the table. Oh no thanks, Saison Margeurite I’m pretty
sure I’m about to wake up right now because only in a fucking dream would you be Brittnay’s
best friend. Owww Trisha! Sorry, I was just trying to wake you up. (Gasps)
But then who’s going to wake me up? Oh my god! This is my world now! I’ve been inseminated! What? Inseminated! You know like in that Leonardo
Dicaprio movie? Do you mean Inception? Oh right… AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Trisha is a little, how do you say, slow? Ok, great, can we just do that one more time
without you saying how do you say. Oh, oui. And action. Trisha is a little, um, what is the word for,
slow? Great. Thanks. Brittnay, do you mind telling me what the
fuck is going on? I’ll explain later, Mackenzie, but you’re
just gonna have to trust me that everything is going to be fine just as soon as this camera
crew is done filming their reality show. Trust you? Really? Kind of like the way Jesus
trusted Peter not to deny him three times before the cock crowed? At this rate, I’m
gonna be naked on a cross with a sword in my stomach by Study Hall! My doctor said I need to keep calm in order
to prevent any further hair loss. Apparently I lose a hair everytime I curse. I’ve lost
fifteen fucking hairs today. Oh goddamit. Shit! Son of a bitch! Fuck! I’m gonna be bald. I’m in the Matrix! Well just for today, I’ll go eat in the multipurpose
room like a goddamn sophomore. But tomorrow, this had all better be back to normal, cuz
I’ll go bald before that bitch sits at my lunch table again. I must say it was nice sticking it to Mackenzie
Zales like that, but I wasn’t done with Brittnay Matthews yet. Oh hey guys! God no. Oh hey Brittnay, are you here to [yell at
us?] Oh no Blaine, Brittnay invited us to lunch
because we are how you say best friends. Oh yeah I knew that. Hey Brittnay, did I leave
a Transformers in the backseat of your car? I want to give my son a present when he’s
born. Blaine and I used to date. …and that’s why I always say, “Trust a Decepticon
and you get burned” I’m really happy for he and Saison. Well I’ll have to check my car, Blaine. It’s
been a while. A while? [It’s been a month.] And now for [the grand finale.] …we should invite Brittnay to the baby shower! Oh oui! It’s going to be so much fun! Yeah the theme is going to be, get this…French!
We’re going to have French toast! A screening of the French Connection! A live performance by French Montana! And I will be dressed as the Statue of Liberty!
I bet you didn’t know that came from France! I actually did know that, Blaine. But do you
know what didn’t come from France? And boom goes the dynamite. …This motherfucking, beret-wearing, boyfriend
stealing, giggling, stuttering piece of Canadian horseshit! Yeah I said it! Fuck you Saison
Margeurite! Fuck you, fuck your boyfriend, and fuck the fucking fetus that’s growing
inside of the disease-ridden void that you call a goddamn womb. And fuck you Shay Van
Buren! Fuck you you shitty glob of donkey cum! I hope you burn in hell for the shitty
things you did today because you are not the least bit sneaky, you’re not the least bit
clever, and your only talent is opening your legs to penises that would rather be inside
of me! Wow, Brittnay, wow…You guys wanna go watch
Dora the Explorer? Oh, oui. Well, I’m more of a Diego man myself, but
yeah okay I can handle that. Bieeeeeeee!!!!!! Hey babe, I just realized I’m wearing your
pants. So, we’re going to need to change clothes. Ahhhhh. Right above the baby maker. Oh man. You remind
me so much of my mother. Oh god. So, is this the Matrix? Nope, this is a reality show. This whole time, my life has just been a reality
show? Like The Truman Show. (Gasps) The Trisha Show. Not exactly. Oh my God, are people watching me on TV right
now? Oh no, this is never gonna make it on TV.
Your friends curse way too much. So my life isn’t a show?=No. Ah! Oh! What’s that? What’s that? What are you yelling about? Ah! Jesus, Trisha, what? What’s that? What’s- The buttons! Yeah, they’re there for people to subscribe
to the show. Oh my god. So my life is a show? For fuck’s sake! Oh my god. Subscribe. Subscribe to my life.
Right. Do it. Fast. When the show ends, my life ends. This show is not going to end! Are you sure? Yes. Are you sure? Are you serial? Yes, I’m very sure. I need to know. It’s not going to end!

100 thoughts on “Babes Having Babies | MPGIS S2 | Episode 7”

  1. “I saw her watch a video of a panda sneezing and not crack one smile”

    Britany: Has a painted on smile

  2. PLEASE let this be the start of a running joke where Trisha is aware of the fourth wall and the fact that they're a web show.

  3. Bitch- is a female dog
    Dogs bark
    Bark- comes from trees
    Trees- is nature
    Nature- is beautiful
    So everytime bryttani is calling someone a bitch she saying there beautiful

  4. Brittnay Matthews is not my friend. Brittnay Matthews is a monster. If Satan himself crawled out of hell, landed on Earth and vowed to destroy all of humanity with a fiery apocalyptic plague, Brittnay Matthews would f*ck him in the ass with his own pitchfork until he bled out and died. And if that doesn't paint a clear enough picture, I once saw her watch an entire sneezing panda video without cracking a smile once. I will not stop until she is revealed once and for all for being the two-timing potato mouthed whorebag that she is!

  5. I love she just Accepted the fact she was going to be bald at the end of the day because she couldn’t stop cursing

  6. 6:39 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  7. I love the part when she said if Satan himself came crawling out of hell and created a fire epocalivs Brittany would fuck his ass with his pitch fork till he bleed out dead that's hilarious

  8. Saison margeurite you can speak English,your a Canadian stop saying your French bc you are not,you can’t speak French you only “have” a accent

    Edit:Trisha May be stupid but I like her more than saison margeurite and I love Trisha

  9. Why does Brittney hate Canadians……..
    ….Even though her name starts with "Brit"… haha i'm so not funny.

  10. Okay so, was there a mistake? Because later on in this series, Saison's baby turned out to be a girl and she named it Brittnay..but Blaine in this episode says it's a boy? So am I missing something here?

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