Ivy: Hey guys, it’s Ivy Rockafella! Cherry: Cherry Munster! Dew Mi: and Miss Dew Mi Moore! Ivy: And we’re the West Hollywood… ALL: Cheerleaders! Yaasss!! Ivy: Today on Cheer Chat we have a special guest, yes! Ivy: Her name is Miss Serena VanDerBottom! Woo…Yeeesss! (everyone cheers) Serena: Move bitches, move. Serena: Thank you so much for having me,
I’m so excited to be here! Ivy: Yaasss!! You are so welcome! (cheerful music) (music fades) Ivy: Hey guys, so I definitely want to say
I am very, very sorry… Ivy: as part of the WeHo Cheer Chat that Closed Captions (CC) were not provided. Ivy: You know, most of you don’t know that
I’m deaf on my leaf ear. Ivy: YAAASSSSS! DONATE! DONATE! DONAaaaate.
(yells harshly from high to low) Ivy: That is why I sit on the left side okay guys?
Can I get an amen here? Ivy: Amen.
Cherry (sarcasm): Uh huh. Ivy: So a big shout out to an alumni…
varsity cheerleader Celina with a “C”! Ivy: Thank you so much for pointing this out, remember… (dog barks off set) Dew Mi: Whoa. Serena: Bitch this is not…
ALL: YOUR SHOW! (smacks table) Dew Mi: Well guys, anything and everything’s
going down this month. Dew Mi: Okay, with April fool’s just passing er up,
there’s no fools at this table. Cherry: Mmm hmm. Dew Mi: But you guys, you know what? The All-Star team is going to be performing over at UCLA… Dew Mi: for the Pediatric AIDs Coalition. Dew Mi: If you guys want to know more
about the Pediatric AIDs Coalition Dew Mi: Please check out their website at PediatricAIDs… Dew Mi & Ivy: Coalition dot org. Cherry: Hey guys, remember pride season’s
about to start off! All: Yaaassss!!!! Cherry: How do you we kick pride season off? At Long Beach Pride of course! Ivy: Yaass! Oh my God, so what’s going on? What are we doing, what are we…looking for? Cherry: Well we are looking for new All-Stars and new Varsity girls for pride season. Ivy: Oh my God, so when do we rehearse?
Uh.. let’s tell them! Cherry: Well…every Friday night from 8 to 10 PM
at the West Hollywood Park Cherry: And that is located right next to the library. Ivy: Yes. Serena: And for those of you who have never been to a library, it’s next to the Abbey. Cherry: Yes. Ivy: Uh huh okay! (purrs tongue) she said it! Good job Miss Serena VanDerBottom. Ivy: Oh my God I love you! 6, 7, 8 POP! Cherry: And it’s not just about learning technique, it’s not just about being a dancer, it’s about being… Serena (interrupts): It’s also not all about Ivy. Cherry: being a sister. Serena (whispers): It’s not all about Ivy. Ivy: Oh no! Wait! Pause! Pause! Pause! Pop pop pop… Cherry: As the co-captain… Ivy: Pop! Pop! Pop! No! No! Cherry: Nah, shut her down! Serena: Bitch shut the [email protected]#k up! Shut the [email protected]#k up! Ivy: No. No. No. No. Ivy: Awe. Yaasss. Serena: I’ve never been to the library.
(Cherry laughs) Ivy: She doesn’t look like she does. Cherry: Well ya know. Dew Mi: I’ve been there. I read people all the time. Cherry & Ivy: Ooookay. (background music) Ivy: Miss Serena, so tell us about how you like the All-Star cheerleading team. Ivy: What’s your experience? Serena: Umm I love it. I have a dance background so… Ivy: Tell us a little about that. What kind of background? Serena: I mean it’s mostly in like musical theater…and umm a little bit of just dance. Serena: Umm…but for me it’s not even about that, it’s about sisterhood and community and… Ivy: That’s very important. Serena: Yeah and I just… I feel so much closer to the LGBT community…. Serena: I feel closer to the deaf community thanks to Ivy. I feel so much more connected in so many ways… Serena: and I feel so much more enlightened… Cherry (under breath): It’s a whore community
you know, thanks to Ivy. Serena: And to everywhere…like your… Ivy: Be honest. Serena: I can give it to Ivy, she’s an excellent instructor. Ivy: I know she’s fishing for compliments but really she’s a great… Cherry (sarcasm): When isn’t she? Sereena: a great dance instructor and she really works with you on technique so if… Serena: you’ve never danced before and are
just curious I’d say “Come, come to practice”. Ivy: Come check us out. Serena: If you hate it, there’s Varsity. So, and Varsity is like pivotal to our fundraising efforts so… Ivy: Yes so, Miss Dew Mi Moore explain a little bit more what the Varsity cheerleaders do. Dew Mi: Well, the Varsity cheerleaders do a lot for us. Dew Mi: They are putting on our fundraisers…
they’re hosting our events… Dew Mi: They are also participating in a lot of our umm… cheer events that we do with like the AID’s walk, Dew Mi: Thee LA Marathon, they’re there to
cheer on as part of the community…. Ivy (interrupts): Stop. I can’t…. Serena: You’re over here like laughing… Ivy: Stop. Your so, you can’t do that Miss Dew Mi Moore! Serena (mocking Dew Mi): Tell us, tell us about Varsity. (laughter) Serena: Okay. So basically Varsity is…what is Varsity? Umm…it’s like… Ivy: So basically… Cherry (sarcasm): So like they’re basic bitches… Ivy: Literally, I thought you were like going to
pull out a dictionary…”What is Varsity?” Ivy (pretending to read): Varsity is a basic cheerleading with… (laughter continues) Ivy: Is this? What the f#@k is wrong with you?
You were doing this… Cherry: Because you are loud and you always do this… na na na! Serena: Because you are like doing
this thing…you’re distracting. Serena: Like a… like a parade float. Settle down.
Calm the f#%k down. Ivy: A parade float! Your a bully! Serena: With your My Little Pony hair like,
calm the f#@k down. Ivy: I’m Ivy Rockafella. Serena: Oh. I’m Serena VanDerBottom. Cherry: Cherry Munster! Serena: I didn’t know what we were doing. Dew Mi: I’m Miss Dew Mi moore. Ivy: And we’re the West Hollywood
All: Cheerleaders! Yaaasss! Ivy: So remember to subscribe, Ivy: Share. Ivy: Comment. Ivy: Feedback. Cherry: Down below in the box! Serena: And just as like a PSA, she needs
that validation to live. Ivy: I really do. Serena: She really needs you to share. Serena: LIke…hard core. Ivy: So if you want to see Miss Serena VanDerBottom
on our next Cheer Chat… Ivy: and become a regular. Comment,
share and let us know. Cherry: Yes. (music fades up) Cherry: Oh God we got another Ivy. (Ivy cackles) Ivy: That’s cause she’s my daughter. Serena: Bitch, she wishes she was Serena. (Closed Captioning provided by HAZEMultimedia.com)