(Cheer Chat music intro plays) (music fades) Ivy: Hey guys its Ivy Rockafella Cherry: Cherry Munster Dew Mi: And Miss Dew Mi Moore! Ivy: And we’re the West Hollywood All: Cheerleaders! Ivy: YAASSS Ivy: How is everyone doing today? Cherry: Pretty good, so so…. Ivy (under breath): So, so it’s okay. Ivy (annoyed): How about you Miss Dew Mi Moore… how you doin’? Dew Mi: Ha (laughs) I’m hot!! Heh. Ivy: Well I don’t know about that!! Ivy: This bitch she just… Cherry (interrupts): I got it…ready…5 4……. 3…… 2…. (clicks tongue) Cherry: Think you got what it takes to be a West Hollywood Cheerleader? Well then come on down and practice with us. Any time Saturday’s.. .. Ivy (interrupts): Wait, wait, wait… they’re gonna practice with us? Cherry: Well, why not? We can check and see if they know how to like… Ivy: Miss Dew Mi Moore? Dew Mi: Uh huh? Ivy: They are just gonna practice with us? They’re just gonna walk all up on… “Hey I am going to practice wit you!” Ivy: I’m like… Dew Mi: I don’t think so… Ivy: But, I definitely know if you wanna know what the West Hollywood All-Stars Cheerleaders are about you can definitely come and check us out at the
West Hollywood Park… from what time? Dew Mi: Well, we practice every Saturday at the West Hollywood Park from 1:00 to 3:00 PM! Dew Mi: So yes… if you do feel that you don’t think that… …maybe the All-Stars might be a good fit for you… (Ivy interrupts)
Guh guh guh… Dew Mi: …but guess what, Ivy: You wanna do it again. Cause you f*&ked up… I was like blah blah blah…. Cherry: Yeah but this ones like “guh guh guh guh” (laughter) Cherry: Cause she was fixing it… …and then this one went “guh guh guh” Dew Mi: What else is there? The bitch only
knows how to interrupt. Dew Mi: So if you feel as if like maybe the All-Stars,
may not be the right cut for you… don’t sweat, don’t strut… guess what? We have our varsity squad!! Dew Mi: Our Varsity squad is just as important
as the All-Star team. They are… great p-part of our team. They have a lot of heart and soul. And greatest thing about it is… you get so much time to spend and talk to
everybody in our community… and be a part of th…the amazing, legendary West Hollywood Cheerleaders. Cherry: And up next for the All-Stars Cheerleaders… Guess what? April 2nd, the Pediatric Aids Coalition… dance-a-thon… at UCLA! And for more information… where can they go Ivy? Ivy: Oh, well just go to
www.PediatricAidsCoalition.org (clicks tongue) Ivy: Kay… Ivy: Ready? Cherry: They’ve been ready… Dew Mi: (whispering) Ivy: Not ready.
(yells) I WASN’T READY!!! (dog barks and growls in background) Ivy: Hey! You better… …zip it. Dew Mi (to dog): Not your show bitch. Ivy: And you definitely don’t want to miss
the most amazing event.. going on March 5th. Dew Mi & Ivy (interrupted): The West Hollywood Cheerleaders… Dew Mi: Are going to be stepping on the floor over at the West Hollywood Library, …where you going to be able to take your photo. So if this is your very first time ever doing drag, or if you’re a well seasoned drag queen, come on down… (Ivy squeals) Dew Mi: to the West Hollywood Library
…get there early. Ivy (interrupts): Early! Dew Mi: Register. Ivy (interrupts): Register! Dew Mi: Because if you do not register… Ivy (interrupts): No! Dew Mi: You will not get your photo taken… Ivy (interrupts): You will not get your photos take.. Dew Mi (interrupts): With her! Dew Mi & Cherry: She will not be getting her photo taken! Dew Mi: No mam! Dew Mi: Umm yes… so with that, make sure you guys come down to
March 5th, at the West Hollywood Library. Make sure you get there early. Go to EventBrite.com and check out Drag LA Dew Mi: And make sure you get your photo taken
so you can be a part of history. Ivy: And you can be definitely be a part of the West Hollywood Cheerleaders All-Star’s… cause you know, Ivy Rockafella will be there and
…come on, you guuuuys. Dew Mi (interrupts): Don’t take photos with Dew Mi Moore. Ivy (interrupts loudly): Awwe you guys!! You guys are definitely are amazing and I love you… Dew Mi: I thought this was supposed to
entice people to want to come… Cherry: I know, it happens every month.
EVERY month. Dew Mi: Can we put a public service announcement like just like not for her to like…talk? (police sirens) (intense serious music) Kevin: You’re under arrest! (Ivy mouth’s “for what?”) Kevin: Talk to the judge! (gavel knocks) Kevin: Hello, my name is Kevin Bacon what you just seen is a dramatized reenactment, but the intent is real. Talking is a crime! (intense music fades) Cherry: This is just Cherry Munster and… Ivy: Ivy Rockafella! Dew Mi: Miss Dew Mi Moore! Cherry: And we’re just saying thank you so much for…comin’ every month and checking us out! On Cheer Chat. You can come by and say hi anytime. Umm… Ivy (interrupting): Ah ah ah anytime. Visit
our website for more information at: w w w…blah! Cherry: Bitch can’t even get the w w uh huh… Dew Mi: So once again guys, thank you so much for stopping by make sure do not forget to… “like” “comment” and “subscribe”. Dew Mi: And if you ever need anymore information about anyone of us… Ivy (interrupts): Oh and please share! Dew Mi: Make sure…if you couldn’t hear her, please like and share our page with all of your friends, and also guys, if you ever need to know anymore information about anyone of us, or the West Hollywood Cheerleaders, please stop by www dot All: WeHoCheer dot org! Ivy: Oh you did it with her but not me.
You know what…you’re a bully. Nobody likes you! Dew Mi: Nobody likes your voice… Cherry: Bitch I can’t hear you there because I’m deaf in this ear! Ivy: Bye guys! Muah! Ivy: Bye!!! Dew Mi: Uhh, I’m going to watch this in Closed Captions. (music swells)