Oh, hey! I didn’t see you there. My name is Enzo and I make a webcomic called Cheer Up, Emo Kid. You may have already encountered some of my work in the wild. When I was a kid, all my friends dreamed of becoming lawyers, astronauts, and rocket surgeons. But me? I wanted to draw penis jokes and put them on the internet. It’s nearly a decade later, and I have amassed hundreds of comics aboot a range of topics, such as Life, Love, Family, Gaming, Drinking, Aliens, Murder, and Web Design. If you are a fan of any of these things, I’m putting together a printed collection of comics that has all of it, and more. Please back my Kickstarter! And in return, I’ll send you the book. Thanks and all the best. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you very much. [ATTEMPTS TO BE SEDUCTIVE]
Thank you VERY much. [ATTEMPTS TO BE ELVIS]
Thank you very much. Alright, I’m — [INDISTINCT SHUFFLING] [MICROPHONE FALLS DOWN] Um, yeah. So, take out the last couple. I don’t — I don’t know which one I want. You can just — You’re just gonna choose the one that sounds the best, right? You’re gonna cut this oot, right? You’re gonna cut this oot? Alright, cool.