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Cheerleaders in the Chess Club – Ep4 / S1

Cheerleaders in the Chess Club – Ep4 / S1


hi Ashley good luck Thanks that’s not something she wants to tell you what make it quick what I can’t you was she saying I don’t know she said it was important I saw that video cat video you came here to tell me about a cat video no look this is bad timing you can show me later good luck what cat video are there no instructions for this it’s a 30 year old timer good luck how do you feel about chess cozies what’s the purpose it keeps them warm and it makes them look really cute what’s with the new room its temporaries mr. C’s class tarantula got out and they think it went in there yeah well where is everybody penny and Beth are at the basketball game and Ashley and Jessica are cheering that’s the saddest thing ever what cheerleading I think it’s wonderful it makes people happy it’s demeaning let’s dance around so boys come look at us in our princess dresses she does have a point cheerleading is a sport and besides what’s wrong with wanting to be a princess in fact there’s a lot we can learn from princesses grace charm eating disorders just like we practiced girls let’s jump how we do this let’s do it so Ashley what is your boyfriend coming to watch tonight excuse me Chess Club Howard are you guys not a thing where’d you hear this I didn’t hear it my side Garth I need you to set up two amok endgame simulations queen versus two rooks in a minute I need to Instagram my kicks not a minute I want to get this thing going well whatever it is it can wait these are some sick events Garth do I need to remind you the hierarchy of this club when your leader gives you an order you follow it yeah well some people don’t play by the rules bossman nobody respects me around here maybe you’re trying too hard sometimes I just want to slap him is the game over no we just decided just come back bets just wanted to wish Ashley Jessica good luck Wow how’d you do that with your good luck smile not this time she told them I told them as in we through words isn’t that right back yeah yay since when i cured her where were you Hey want to play so you talk now and you talk to Ashley what did you say to her do black anything else did you tell her about the video well doesn’t matter I showed it to a girl on her cheer team it’ll be everywhere soon we’ve done that stuff a million times I think our hand just slipped by now in front of everyone it was an accident or was it what do you mean Tiffany wants to be captain injuring me humiliating me in front of everyone it’s part of her plan to me over my head is there mom I think it’s just a boo-boo a boo-boo Jessica you’re not – this is serious I feel dizzy let’s sit down being in chess club is ruining my sadness we’ve met so many people they’re nice he think don’t you honestly I think the people in the Chess Club are I like the clothes in my locker open up in I forgot my combination let’s borrow from Lawson pound it’s just till we get home gone I feel like such a loser I am a loser stay positive no it’s true i humiliated myself in front of the whole school I don’t know my locker combination I look like I got dressed at a homeless shelter and I’m in jazz club well at least you get your braces off soon Oh till next year forget it I’m quitting Howard can’t make me say anymore he can’t use the video against me now that Tiffany has it what are you talking about what video the one all right kiss the biggest nerd in school and I did let me take another look at your head Jessica make this stop it’s like a bad dream I’m a loser well we factored the height of the fall and the density of the gym floor along with all the nausea and confusion and with the dilation of your pupils I see there’s about a 60% chance of this being a concussion what where’d you get those glasses you look so smart fun let’s go tell the just love you’re quitting excuse me where’s Howard regret I was something important to tell them and oh my god did you see what Becky was wearing I know it’s like put a shirt on okay you have shoulders Wow but do we need to be exposed to them 24/7 well actually I totally wore her shoulders hashtag shoulder goes you saw mine from behind like Louise that get some surfer guys with long hair that’s okay I have to go wait where are we even talking we should be texting I’m like literally my mother Oh oh my god ashes where have you been what’s going on like literally everything I was something so important to tell you you saw the video shut up and listen Cindy said penny was talking to BRE who heard God’s say the Howard likes you huh I know right then Bri and Gwen got totally Dulli everyone was like what he’s going on until they both decided what three Gwen what are you doing trying to get Howard to notice we want to join your squad how do we look a different makeup shop oh my god you are so bitter not if I’m competing against you I totally ship you in Howard no I should be you and Howard how’s my lip gloss to paint no such thing as too pink me Gigi what about my eyes Jessica well how why are they acting like this well that’s adolescent girls they have an overactive limbic system limbic system the part of the brain that regulates emotion okay as opposed to the prefrontal cortex which is used to regulate more complex cognitive behavior right OMG Bessie’s you totally have to show them your routine oh my DJ penny penny you’re in DJ you’ll go go each the peak what you see it’s what you cheat why can she become so cool I’m just giving a real yo-yo some skin comes off step off I’ll do my thing do jpg in the house yo i’ma go drop sick feet what do you think did we make the team are we cuter well Howard’s like it no I think I think it sucks Sydney don’t be so mean yeah how would you rate us here’s how I would write you you suck City why are you saying that cuz they suck you look like two ducks trying to hold in the fart and that music sucks too how can you say that they’re human beings with feelings you can’t just go back that’s disgusting hey you don’t call me disgusting you hurt my feelings I didn’t say you were disgusting I said the your bird actually no sorry you are disgusting that is gross thank you oMG what on earth was that well burping his coughs by swallowing air and then expelling it we’ll see you mix the oxygen and nitrogen yo yo yo was give up for Howard hey Howard want me to set up a chess board anything you want right you me your pals that’s right ain’t Howard wanna play chess just you need playing chess we’re pals right forget chefs yeah that’s a bad idea what’s the play chess anyhow what good ever came from that how about see you like yeah gee don’t you how we could play it if you want would you like that just do me playing a see like pals would that be fun no no that wouldn’t be fun who wants to play Yahtzee I know what we go talk to some pretty girls girls it’s not a bad idea we’re gonna have lots of fun talking to these girls you better do the talking because I don’t like talking to girls especially pretty ones they make me nervous I’ll just keep my mouth shut because I always say something wrong you let’s say something right hey girls what’s up I have a new fundraising plan for the Chess Club it will make tons of money for sure let’s hear it at the school fair we didn’t have a kissing booth and girls can pay a dollar to kiss you I’m sure we’d make hundreds maybe millions and that would just be from me oh that would be good how you do good in a kissing booth girls would line up all around the block to see you not bad I like your outfits thanks hard maybe come to our cheer tryouts we could really use a good luck if you know maybe I will maybe I won’t give the details to Garth he’s in charge of my calendar I sure AM hold your appointments dr. Howard what about you what do you have to say what’s up with this one yeah what’s the matter can’t you talk Howard’s talking to you ain’t that right Howard let me explain for you plain ashley ain’t it Tucker when she’s feeling like a stuck her voice goes dumb when her brain goes no yeah I sometimes have that effect on people she’s speechless oh my god what a freak say something you nerd it won’t stop until you do what you came here to do you came here to quit the Chess Club didn’t you who’s your head Ashley Tiffany I’m so sorry I dropped you what are you doing here I just want to make sure our former captain is alright former well if you’re injured then we should have someone else take over don’t you think that would be best for the squad so you came here to see if I’d give you my captaincy well I also wanted to meet Howard what’s going on or did you want to keep this a secret I don’t have to share the video what’s on the video cam you’ll see it is it the cat video how did you get it Oh Bri what is it don’t worry it’ll be safe with captain Tiffany you can say it Ashley captain Tiffany captain Tiffany just say it and all your problems will go away what’s on the video go ahead and post it really yeah I don’t care let the whole school know I’m proud of it you are you’re proud of kissing Howard yeah cuz Howard’s my boyfriend what what what what how come no one told me that’s right so go post whatever you want to in fact I’ll be you doing what are you doing I’ll post my own video hashtag cheerleaders in the Chess Club now get lost if you’re not cool enough for us yeah we’ll see what everyone else has to say bring it oh oh yeah let’s play some chess baby

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