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Don’t Watch This Trump-Epstein Video Alone

Don’t Watch This Trump-Epstein Video Alone


THERE’S ONE BIG STORY WE HAVEN’T
TALKED ABOUT SINCE COMING BACK FROM OUR BREAK AND IT IS ABOUT
MILLIONARE FINANCE YEAR AND– FINANCE EAR AND GUY WITH A
WALK-IN CLOSET JUST FOR HIS SKELETONS, JEFFREY EPSTEIN,
EPSTEIN WAS RECENTLY ARRESTED AND ACCUSED OF SEX TRAFFICKING
OF MINORS. IT IS A DISTURBING STORY AND
THERE IS A MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE THAT THIS GUY IS GUILTY. DOZENS OF WOMEN HAVE COME
FORWARD, PORN GRAPHIC IMAGES WERE FOUND IN HIS HOME AND WE
LEARNED TO COVER HIS TRACK, HE SHIPPED HIMSELF A LARGE PAPER
SHREDDER AND A CARPET AND TILE EXTRACTOR. YEAH, HE BOUGHT THEM AT BED,
BATH AND OBVIOUSLY GUILTY. EPSTEIN, THIS IS A BIT OF
STRANGE DETAIL HERE. EPSTEIN EVEN OWNS A MYSTERIOUS
PRIVATE ISLAND WHICH HE NICKNAMED LITTLE ST. JEFF’S. WHICH LOCALS REFER TO AS
PEDOPHILE ISLAND AND ORGY ISLAND. HUH, THAT MIGHT BE A CLUE. EXCUSE ME SIR, WE’RE VECTING A
MURDER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, IF YOU SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS
ACTIVITY.>>I HAVEN’T, MIGHT WANT TO
CHECK WITH THE GUY WHO LIVES OVER AT THE STABBY SHACK. EPSTEIN DE FENDED HIMSELF IN
2011 SAYING I AM NOT A SEXUAL PREDATOR. I’M AN OFFENDER. IT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
MURDERER AND A PERSON WHO STEALS A BAGEL. THOSE ARE NOT THE SAME THING. HERE IS HOW I KNOW. NO ONE HAS EVER COME TO MY DOOR
TO SAY HELLO, I JUST MOVED TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND I’M
REQUIRED BY THE COURT TO INFORM YOU THAT I ONCE STOLE A CINNAMON
RAISIN BAGEL WITH A SCHMEAR. EPSTEIN HAS BEEN DOING IT FOR
DECADES, IN 1970 HE TAUGHT AT THE ELITE OF PRIVATE SCHOOL
DALTON WHERE HE IS KNOWN FOR VIOLATING NORMS WITH HIS
ENCOUNTEDDERS WITH GIRLS AND WANDERING THE HALLS IN A FUR
COAT, GOLD CHAINS AN OPEN SHIRT THAT EXPOSED HIS CHEST. WHAT DID HE TEACH? (LAUGHTER)
INTRO TO PITCHING? — PIMPG, AFTER HE STOPPED
TEACHING HE BECAME A HEDGE FUND MANAGER WHO RUBBED ELBOWS WITH
FAMOUS PEOPLE LIKE BILL CLINTON, WADDY ALLEN AND CROWN PRINCE
MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN AS WELL AS SUPERSTAR ATTORNEY ALAN
DERRISHOWITZ WHO ADMITS TO GETTING A MASSAGE AT EPSTEIN’S
MANSION BUT HE SAYS IT WASN’T FROM AN UNDERAGED GIRL BUT AN
OLD, OLD RUSSIAN. AND BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THIS
DETAIL.>>I KEPT MY UNDERWEAR ON DURING
THE MASSAGE.>>Stephen: NOW–
(LAUGHTER) SOME HAVE DOUBTEDDED THE TRUTH
OF DERSHOWITZ’S STORY BUT IN A LATE SHOW EXCLUSIVE WE HAVE
TRACKED DOWN THE WOMAN WHO MASSAGES ALAN DERSHOWITZ, COME
ON OUT, SHIRLEY. SHIRLEY, EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE, RIGHT DOWN THERE. NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. WE’RE ALL YOUR FRIENDS. SHIRLEY, THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE. AND I’M ONLY ASKING TO VERIFY
HIS STORY. HOW OLD ARE YOU.>>I’M 27.>>Stephen: YOU’RE 27 YEARS
OLD. WHY DO YOU LOOK SO OLD?>>I SAW ALLEN DERSHOWITZ IN HIS
UNDERWEAR.>>Stephen: SHIRLEY,
EVERYBODY. ALAN DERSHOWITZ’S MASSEUSE,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SHIRLEY. JON, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TRAVEL
MUSIC. (APPLAUSE)
HEARTBREAKING. OF COURSE THOSE WEREN’T
EPSTEIN’S ONLY BUDDIES. INTO, CIRCLE OF RICH AND CREEPY
MEN IS COMPLETE WITHOUT DONALD TRUMP. THAT’S RIGHT. EPSTEIN, CLINTON, DERSHOWITZ,
TRUMP, WE HAVE ACHIEVED FULL MOUNT TOUCH-MORE. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: WORTH IT, THERE
YOU GO. TRUMP WAS A FAN OF EPSTEIN’S
WORK BACK IN 2002. HE CALLED EPSTEIN A TERRIFIC GUY
AND SAID HE’S A LOT OF FUN TO BE WITH. ST EVEN SAID THAT HE LIKES
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AS MUCH AS I DO. AND MANY OF THEM ARE ON THE
YOUNGER SIDE. MANY OF THEM ON THE YOUNGER
SIDE, THAT’S NOT A FUN QUIRK ABOUT YOUR FRIEND. THAT IS A RED FLAG. MY PAL JEFF BALM CERTIFICATE A
LOT OF FUN– DAHMER IS FUN TO BE WITH, IT IS EVEN SAID HE LOVES
PEOPLE AS MUCH AS I DO. MANY OF THEM ON THE MEDIUM RARE
SIDE.>>Stephen: BUT NOW–
(LAUGHTER) ALAN DERSHOWITZ. (APPLAUSE)
ALAN DERSHOWITZ, I ATE ONE PERSON BUT VERY, VERY OLD AND
GRISLEY. BUT NOW THAT EPSTEIN IS IN
TROUBLE TRUMP HAS CHANGED HIS TUNE. JUST LAST WEEK HE HAD THIS TO
SAY ABOUT HIS OLD BUDDY.>>I WASN’T A BIG FAN OF JEFFREY
EPSTEIN. I DIDN’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO
WITH HIM T SHOWS YOU ONE THING, THAT I HAVE GOOD TASTE, OKAY. I WAS NOT A FAN OF JEFFREY
EPSTEIN.>>Stephen: I’M NOT A FAN, I
PREFER SEXUAL PREDATORS WHO WEREN’T CAPTURED. THIS MORNING–
(APPLAUSE) QUALITY. THIS MORNING NBC DUG UP SOME
ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE OF TRUMP NOT BEING A FAN OF EPSTEIN BACK IN
1992. COFFEE JOE MORNING’S MIKA TELLS
THE TALE.>>A TAPE IN THE NBC ARCHIVES OF
AHMARA LAGO PARTY SHOWS TRUMP GIVING EPSTEIN HIS PERSONAL
ATTENTION. THE FOOTAGE SHOT IN NOVEMBER OF
1992, BEFORE TRUMP OPENED THE RESORT OF THE CLUB, SHOWS THE
FUTURE PRESIDENT SURROUNDED BY CHEERLEADERS FOR THE BUFFALO
BILLS AND MIAMI DOLPHINS, CAPTURING TRUMP’S FURN-LOVING
BACHELOR LIFESTYLE. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: I’M SORRY, THAT
CLIP SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING. CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGERY OF
DONALD TRUMP DANCING. OKAY, I’M READY NOW, I’M READY. CAN WE SEE THAT ARRHYTHMIC
JUDDERING AGAIN, YEAH, FEEL THE BEAT, HMMMM, YEAH, HMMMM, YEAH. FEEL THE BEAT, THEN JUST IGNORE
IT AND KIND OF SNAP AND DRAG YOUR FEET BACK AND FORTH. HEY, LADIES. HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM. HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM. (APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: AFTER THAT TRUMP
HUGE OUT WITH HIS VERY SPECIAL PARTY GUESTS.>>LATER IN THE FOOTAGE TRUMP IS
SEEN TALKING TO EPSTEIN AND ANOTHER MAN, AS WOMEN ARE
DANCING IN FRONT OF THEM. TRUMP ALTERNATES BETWEEN DANCING
AND POINTING OUT WOMEN TO EPSTEIN AND THE OTHER MAN AND
TELLING EPSTEIN ABOUT THE CAMERAS. THEN TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING ELSE
INTO EPSTEIN’S EAR THAT MAKES HIM DOUBLE OVER WITH LAUGHTER.>>Stephen: I’M PRETTY SURE HE
SAID I’M GOING TO BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY.

100 thoughts on “Don’t Watch This Trump-Epstein Video Alone”

  1. It's so funny to see our President act like such a dork. It's just too bad we will all be dead soon because of him.

  2. Two things; 1. Shirley is adorable
    and 2; Holy smokes in the morning, do I ever loath the evil Donald Trump. Human filth.

  3. I've always been a big fan, but making jokes about serial killers, makes me wonder if you're as sensitive to the families that he affected as you are critical everynight of a "madman" in the WhiteHouse. You're better than this. Do better. We can laugh, but at what expense?

  4. This is repugnant!!!
    trump is disgusting. Can someone put him out of his misery? I hate this so-called president.

  5. The Russian girl was old. Probably 14 or so. Way past her prime.
    And Trump's dance move? It's called 'Movin' on em like a bitch'.

  6. Steve where were u back in the day . Suking on ur mommas tit. Jealous u r . Leave politics out ur show u might get better ratings. I guess u can't cause ur getting paid to be an asshole and spread ur lies. I wonder where u would be without ur show . Lets see where u are in a few years

  7. that was NOT debbie gibson playing the party girl at that trump epstein young female trafficking party was it….?! omg looked too much like her! smh. donald n jeffrey; [{(sittin' in a tree….)}] weren't they chummy, huh…. ******

  8. Dozens of women came forward against the apprentice pseudo prez too…. this isn’t funny…. just can’t …..

  9. Stephen had Vicky Ward as guest recently. Vicky was a close friend of Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein's "Madame".

  10. I have a feeling that the only reason Epstein won’t be put in prison for life is the fact that he probably has video footage of some of these high class politicians sexually assaulting these girls and he is using it as black mail for his case.

    The reason Epstein wasn’t caught sooner was the people that are supposed to do the catching were involved.

  11. The press needs to directly call the orange TROLL and his sycophants on their BS. Where are the facts? Acknowledge hypocrisy and blatant dishonesty. Congress should at least censure him.

  12. One big story you haven't talked about is Bill Clinton flew toj Epstein island twenty six times. Trump was never there.

  13. Stephen's dry heaves are exactly how I react whenever I see that bloated orange-faced pig pompously spewing his bullshit. The man is beneath contempt. He has destroyed his country's reputation internationally (probably permanently), and is a grotesque joke that (incredibly) becomes just a little WORSE every single day.

  14. I've Now for the third time, re-watched SteveCo really letting it flap around and 'Trumping Down' with absolute GLEE!!

  15. Dershowitz so deserves to be taken down. ——-He is such a scumbag!! ——————————WolfSky9, 72 y/o

  16. Epstein found dead on 24hr suicide watch, some of the named clients are democratic lawmakers. Not looking good, add one kill to the Clinton family hit list

  17. Why is he covering for the real predators? Because they're democrats? Does that get them off, literally and figuratively?

  18. damn so the two choices we had to vote for is a good friend of a pedophile and the wife of a good friend of a pedophile

  19. Fake news!!!!the testimonies have come out and victims testify that trump had nothing to do with it, was never present, never had sex with them, never flirted with them – your narrative is busted! On the other hand want to look into why Bill Clinton flew on his jet 26 Times? And was photographed with several of the victims???

  20. I forgot this guy even existed lmao. Guess they also forgot Bill Clinton was Epsteins best customer and friend 😉

  21. There is so much going on here at the same time. Big personalities, Big Business…Powerful police figures, Epstein's legal team consists of the guy who investigated Clinton, Bill Cosby lived opposite him in one of New York most expensive apartments. Netflix afraid of signing people linked to the story. There must be tons more that will surface.

  22. whats the matter Stephen….jealous that while you were curled up in a corner somewhere Trump was out partying? lol

  23. Trump was cleared of any wrong doing with him by the way. He even banned him from coming to Mar Logo because he had hit on a prominent club member's underage daughter. Trump definatley knew what Epstein was up to. Blackmailing people. A honeypot. Possibly ran by Mossad.
    The left is desperate since they know they can never beat Trump with policy. That's why the character attacks are being repeated so often. Anything they can to hold onto the last threads of power they have.

    There is a reason the pay to play donations to the Clinton Foundation dried up by ~95% once she lost. She was supposed to win and do shady shit for those who paid. Like selling our Uranium to Russia. The real Russia Collusion.

    **Making Stories Nobody Believes Constantly
    Constantly Narrating Nonsense

  24. I thought he banned him to ever come to his golf courses like 15 years ago after discovering what he was? Am i right?

  25. … ahh, woke up saturday morning from a dream of the royal turds once again…this time with clans of them in a secret room preying on their female victims being hauled in by a female mistress…i was then projested into the seen as a teenager hiding behind an ajared door spying on the occasion, and was spotted after a few minutes by the mistress who started coming after me, so i ran and escaped outside until i came to a road that was the route to me freedom, at which time i no longer heard her footsteps chasing behind me===MY ETERNAL FREEDOM=THEIR EVERLASTING EMPRISONMENT 🔥🔥🔥 crooks no longer have my things in their possession—DEATH OF EPSTEIN===JUSTICE WILL STILL BE SERVED 🍺🎭
    ☠🤟🔪

  26. Then I would like to "unify" and "urge" Trump and his racist supporters to go back to their shitholecountry on Epstein's island where they came from.

  27. You have sold out. Trump did not "HOST" a party for Epstein. He was one of many who went to Mar Lago. He was kicked out.You are no longer funny.

  28. What Americans need to know is that Trump and Epstein both fucked Ivanka and Trump has been raping her since she was a child, lots of people are saying.

  29. Epstien was tied to mostly high ranking Democrats. His first conviction involving children was only one charge of soliciting prostitution by Democrat prosecutor in palm Beach Florida to protect the billionair Democrat client for which Epstien was supplying underage girls. It is Trump's DOJ that re-arrested Epstien.

  30. Let's be real conservative commentators would be constantly showing clips of Trump with his friend Epstein if he was a "liberal"

  31. AG Barr now wants to find out. What Epstein had on Trump to get him out of his last legal bust. Trump screwed the pooch. Big time.

  32. Nah. Trump supporters are clearly crazy. i can expect CNN NBC the Daily Show or the Colbert Report to tell the truth when someone like Bill Clinton does wrong stuff. It's trumpers who bend over backwards to lie to protect that pervert, they're fake news and a cult, so is Fox.

  33. STEPHEN COLBERT IS IN JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S BLACK BOOK. THIS PERSON WENT TO PEDOISLAND.
    This may seem like a fun joke of a segment, but he is one of these people abusing children.
    Let that sink in.

  34. now the question is who wanted him dead the most?
    Trump? The Clintons? Prince Andrew?
    my guess is thay ALL did him in, like the plot to a fucking Agatha Christie novel

  35. How would Clinton fit in this segment?

    His fling with the intern was improper but to my (admittedly limited) Knowledge, neither was she underage nor was it involuntary.

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