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Go Strong Woman, Go – SOUTH PARK

Go Strong Woman, Go – SOUTH PARK

ANNOUNCER: A beautiful day
in Morrison, Colorado, as we get ready
for the 6th Annual Strong Woman Competition! A two-day-long competition
of tests built to push athletes to their very limits. Joining me now is
the current champion of the Strong Woman Competition,
Strong Woman. Ms. Woman,
do you feel ready? Oh, yeah.
I’m ready, David. There are just so many
amazing women athletes out here today. It makes me so proud. Now, this is
the first year that a trans woman
is in the competition. How do you feel about that?
Amazing. I feel honored to be
a part of history. I have a lot of incredible
trans friends who are athletes, and so we’re all inspired
this woman’s competing. Uh-huh, and uh… have you actually ever met
Heather Swanson? Uh, no, I’ve never competed
against her before. No. She’s not exactly
your average trans athlete. Well, what is
an average trans athlete? Honestly, I find that
kind of bigoted, David. Okay, Heather Swanson
is actually joining us now. Ms. Swanson, how does it feel
to be competing today? I can’t tell you
how free I feel now that I’ve started
identifying as a woman. Now that I can
compete as female, I’m ready to smash
the other girls! And is it correct you just
starting identifying as female two weeks ago. I’m not here to talk
about my transition. I’m here to kick
some fuckin’ ass. Let me tell you something,
Dingleberry —
David Perry. I’m gonna roll up
the other women here, and I’m gonna
smoke ’em. I am the strongest woman
this state has ever seen! Any words for the challenger,
Ms. Woman? Uh, good luck,
Heather. [ Chuckles ]
Luck is for dudes. Well, with that,
let’s get right to the action. ♪♪ ♪ Rising to the top,
push it to the edge ♪ ♪ Give it all you got,
barely break a sweat ♪ ♪ Strong Woman! ♪ Strong Woman ♪ Yeah, she’s got speed,
she’s got the moves ♪ ♪ She’s got the muscle
and a whole lot to prove ♪ ♪ Strong Woman! ♪ Strong Woman!
[ Women grunting ] Arghhhhhh-yeah! ♪ Hey, you ♪ Go strong woman, go ♪ Hey, you ♪ Your time is now,
whatcha gonna do? ♪ ♪ Pedal to the metal,
find another gear ♪ ♪ She takes what she wants,
nothing left to fear ♪ ♪ Strong Woman! ♪ Strong Woman ♪ Now, hey girl,
you’re the best in the world ♪ ♪ And, hey, hon ♪ Don’t look now,
but you just won ♪ HEATHER: Hell yeah! I won!
♪ Strong Woman ♪ Strong woman, strong woman
I’m a strong woman! ♪ Strong woman, strong woman
Look at it! Its mine! ♪ Strong woman
I’m the best! ♪ Strong woman
I’m the strongest!

100 thoughts on “Go Strong Woman, Go – SOUTH PARK”

  1. I’m so happy Trey Parker and Matt Stone haven’t coward down to the Liberals, I hope they never do and keep on making fun of everyone and everything.

  2. nothing to see here … move along move along
    this is not funny and this is not F'in stupid …. honestly trans women are not biologically men
    …….. oh fuck me where did evolution go wrong!?

  3. The 1k down votes is almost as funny. Imagine what those people have to endure on a daily basis. Have you ever lived without a sense of humor, or went ballistic if a TV program doesn't follow your social media programming?
    How about a show where you stick 10 sjws in a house, feed them meat, deprive them of social media, and make them interact with each other. Yes it would be extremely annoying, but funny as hell. Call it Big Sister

  4. I really think the word transphobic is used improperly, people aren't afraid of them as the word implies, more so people are disgusted by them and are revolted by them they really have mental issues it's more like transrevolsed because they're offensive to most sane people

  5. Has anyone else noticed female to male trans athletes are bitching about this??

    Maybe because they don’t dominate their sport?

  6. 👍👍 Get Trans Women out of Women’s Sports👍 and Women’s Bathrooms. The world is going to Hell Fast, this Twisted Mind Perversion needs to STOP NOW.

  7. This is why they should do competitions separated by XX amd XY chromosomes and not men or women anymore, you even could identify as unicorn than….

  8. Women today are stupid and regressive. They hate biology and NEVER THINK ANYTHING THROUGH. Its why God chose men and Satan chose women.

  9. Transwomen…. the only men legally allowed to beat the shit out of other women, and be considered strong and courageous for it.

  10. i cant wait until all men play women sports lol maybe a soros type will pay for men to enter women sports and take over a team, like the WNBA , that would be the best

  11. Im very proud of those transgender "women" to win so many totally fair and equal Competitions. Now we have real Equality! Exactely what Feminazis always wanted! 😂😂😂

    – disagree, then you are sexist, bigoted, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, islamaphobic
    – "Heather" should not have to identify at all, identifying is sexist, bigoted, racist, …

  13. This is a true story! A dude broke a womans dead lift record. He was not trans he just enter and stated he identified as female. Trans athletes should have their own league. Women vs guys with a wig isn’t a fair competition as men have a genetic advantage in strength.

  14. There might not be anything more satisfying then a female athlete who supports "trans rights" getting the living crap beaten out of her by one of the men she "bravely" supports.

  15. Riiiiiight…. every manly man loves pretending to be a woman. That’s not ridiculous in any way. When I think of a male manly athlete, I think of someone who is totally cool with identifying as a woman. /s

  16. It's funny because it's TRUE! Lol!!! And women are the loudest when it comes to this bullshit. The whole feminist movement is a joke.

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  18. Love the SP parodies……They're spot on. With the acceptance and even promotion of the mental disorder known as Gender Dysphoria, we are witnessing the end of women's sports. Where is Gloria Steinem when they need her……..LOL!

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