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Guillermo Investigates “Gonzaga” Basketball Team

Guillermo Investigates “Gonzaga” Basketball Team


BEFORE FORTNIGHT TOOK OVER. YOU KNOW, THE ODDS OF FILLING OUT A PERFECT BRACKET ARE ONE IN 9.2 QUINTILLION. THAT’S IF YOU FILL IT OUT BEFORE THE TOURNAMENT. IF YOU WAIT UNTIL AFTER, THEY GO WAY DOWN. NOW I INSTIGATED A LITTLE BIT OF MARCH MADNESS UP IN WASHINGTON STATE. ON THE SHOW THIS WEEK AND LAST WEEK, I’D BEEN BLOWING THE RIMS OFF WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE THE BIGGEST UNIVERSITY SCANDAL THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE A CAST MEMBER FROM “FULL HOUSE.” I JUST DON’T BUY THAT GONE SAGA UNIVERSITY IS REAL, I BELIEVE THEIR BASKETBALL TEAM IS REAL. I EVEN PICKED THEM TO WIN THE TOURNAMENT ON MY POOL SHEET, BUT I SEE NO EVIDENCE TO INDICATE THAT A SCHOOL CALLED GONZAGA EXISTS. THIS ARTICAL FROM TIME MAGAZINE MIGHT BE MY PROUDEST MOMENT. BECAUSE GONZAGA IS TRYING SO HARD TO CONVINCE US THAT THEY ARE SOMETHING. THEY ACTUALLY MADE SHIRTS. THESE ARE REAL SHIRTS THAT YOU CAN BUY UP IN SPOKANE THAT SAY “GONZAGA EXISTS.” [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: THIS IS HONESTLY PROBABLY THE SADDEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. WE MADE SOME SHIRTS THAT I THINK ARE MORE ACCURATE, AND I HOPE THESE REALLY CATCH ON. “CONZAGA.” I WAS JUST WATCHING IT IN MY OFFICE. YOU SEE THAT BIG CHUNK OF EMPTY SEATS RIGHT THERE? YEAH, THOSE ARE GONZAGA STUDENTS. THOSE ARE THE STUDENTS FROM THE SCHOOL. NONEXISTENT. YESTERDAY, I SENT GUILLERMO TO ANAHEIM WHERE THEY’RE PLAYING TO INVESTIGATE, AND HE GOT A LOT OF ATTENTION FROM THE LOCAL NEWS IN SPOKANE.>>JIMMY KIMMEL SENT HIS SIDEKICK GUILLERMO TO MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE ARE REAL PEOPLE.>>THEY ARE PROVING TO JIMMY KIMMEL THAT THESE STUDENTS REALLY EXIST.>>WOO!>>WHAT INSPIRED THE GETUP TODAY?>>FOR ME? THIS RIGHT NOW IS TO PROVE GONZAGA EXISTS.>>I THINK IT’S HILARIOUS. HE DOESN’T SEEM CONVINCED THAT GONZAGA IS REAL >>IT’S FINE. IN EVERYTHING IN LIFE, THERE ARE BELIEVERS AND NON-BELIEVERS.>>OH, YEAH, IT’S A BIG PR STUNT. HE’S JUST TRYING TO GET RATINGS AND BE RELEVANT AND BE COOL.>>HE’S PROBABLY DOING ALL RIGHT.>>WE ASKED FOR JIMMY TO DO AN INTERVIEW, BUT HE WOULDN’T DO IT, AND HE SENT YOU. IS HE GENUINELY AFRAID OF PEOPLE FROM SPOKANE RIGHT NOW?>>I DON’T KNOW IF HE’S AFRAID OR NOT, BUT WHENEVER HE DON’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING, HE ALWAYS SEND ME.>>Jimmy: THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU’RE MY EMISSARY. WHEN IT COMES TO STUFF LIKE THIS, GUILLERMO IS MY EYES AND EARS. MY [ SPEAKING IN SPANISH ] SO I SENT MY AGENTS SOUTH TO UNTANGLE THIS WEB OF DECEIT.>>HI, I’M SHERLOCK HOMBRE, AND I’M HERE TO PROVE THAT GONZAGA DOES NOT EXIST. FOLLOW ME. AS YOU CAN SEE, THE STADIUM IS FULL OF GONZAGA STUDENTS. ♪ ♪ NICE STRATEGY. WHY ARE THEY NOT HERE TODAY?>>BETWEEN ME AND YOU?>>HE’S NOT REAL, RIGHT?>>HE’S SO REAL, BELIEVE ME.>>WHAT’S THE NAME OF THE COACH?>>MARK FEW.>>MARK FEW.>>YEAH, MARK FEW.>>HOLD THIS MIC FOR ME. I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.>>OH, WOW.>>F-A-K-E-R.>>THAT’S YOUR SPELLING.>>I DID IT RIGHT.>>YEAH.>>THE ACTORS ARE HERE. GO GONZAGA’S FAKE, RIGHT?>>NO, MAN, WE’RE ACTUALLY REAL. WE’VE BEEN AROUND FOR 100 YEARS IF NOT MORE.>>ARE ALL THE LIGHTS EATING YOU INSIDE?>>WHAT?>>ARE ALL THE LIGHTS EATING YOU INSIDE?>>NO. I’M FINE.>>I SEE YOU SWEATING. YOU’RE GETTING NERVOUS.>>NO, I’M NOT NERVOUS, I’M HAVING FUN.>>CAN YOU SEEN MY BALL?>>YEAH.>>IT’S RIGHT HERE. IT’S IMAGINARY, JUST LIKE YOUR SCHOOL. YOU TELL ME, IS YOUR SCHOOL FOR REAL?>>YEAH.>>CAN YOU PROVE IT TO ME?>>YEAH, HOPEFULLY.>>YEAH? CAN YOU SHOW ME THAT HAND SHAKE FROM — >>IT’S NOT ONE HANDSHAKE THAT WE ALL DO, YOU GOT TO MAKE UP ONE.>>SO JUST LIKE YOUR SCHOOL?>>YEAH.>>YOU KNOW THE GREATEST TRICK THEY EVER PULLED WAS CONVINCING THE WORLD THAT GONZAGA EXISTS. WHERE’S MR. GONZAGA. I WANT TO SPEAK TO MR. GONZAGA.>>I DON’T KNOW IF MR. GONZAGA WAS A PERSON. IT’S A SCHOOL.>>GOOD LUCK IN YOUR FAKE SCHOOL.>>EVERYBODY SAY BING CROSBY WENT TO GONZAGA. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BING CROSBY SONG?>>OH, MAN, PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT HERE, I COULDN’T NAME ONE.>>HOW MUCH DOES IT PAY TO STAY QUIET?>>NO, NO.>>YOU CAN TELL ME.>>ALL RIGHT, IF YOU NEED HELP, BLINK TWICE. ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU FOR REAL?>>WHAT’S UP, BRO?>>CASE CLOSED. ♪ ♪ FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE. NOTE ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: NICE WORK, GUILLERMO. VERY WELL DONE. GUILLERMO’S FULL, 400-PAGE

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  1. How does this not have more views and comments?.. so much better than Jake Paul content that gets 5 million views in the first damn hour

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