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Hispanic Basketball | Rudy Mancuso & Anwar Jibawi

Hispanic Basketball | Rudy Mancuso & Anwar Jibawi

[whistle]>>RUDY MANCUSO: Hey [bleep] bags! Can we play?>>PAGE KENNEDY: You wanna play basketball?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Yeah. Us three vs. you three. [laughing] What the [bleep] is so funny?>>PAGE KENNEDY: I’m saying man, you come out here with a speedo on…you got flip flops.>>SPLACK: What are you guys about three feet tall?>>TIMOTHY KENNEDY: You’re drinking alcohol.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, listen Dr. Dre, first of all this isn’t alcohol, k. It’s, uh… it’s gatorade. Second of all, let’s play. What’s the problem? [chuckles]
>>PAGE KENNEDY: Y’all serious?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Look, look do we look like we’re joking, look at our faces.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Man, y’all weird as [bleep] man.>>ANWAR JIBAWI: What are you guys supposed to be? Some type of rap group and [bleep]?>>SPLACK: Woah, wait who are you supposed to be? A [bleep] mariachi band? [laughing]>>RUDY MANCUSO: Yes, actually.>>SPLACK: Oh. Oh [bleep], my fault.>>OSCAR MIRANDA: Shouldn’t you guys be stealing or getting arrested or something?>>RUDY MANCUSO & ANWAR JIBAWI: Oh, oh!>>TIMOTHY KENNEDY: Shouldn’t you be moving my lawn?>>PAGE KENNEDY: Ha! [laughing]>>ANWAR JIBAWI: What the [bleep] you say?>>PAGE KENNEDY: Wait, wait, wait, wait, what’s he doing?
>>ANWAR JIBAWI: I’ll [bleep] kill you [bleep]!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, calm down, calm down Anwar.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Is he supposed to be scary looking?>>SPLACK: I think he’s trying to scare us.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, come on. Let’s do it, let’s play. [chuckles]>>PAGE KENNEDY: [Bleep] it. Let’s do it.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Oh wait, guys let’s finish your beers. I mean gatorade. Take these shots for good luck. Okay, let’s play.>>PAGE KENNEDY: You guys know how to play right?>>RUDY MANCUSO: No, not really, no.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Alright man, you gotta…>>RUDY MANCUSO: Of course we know how to play, I’m just kidding. Come on let’s [bleep] play.>>PAGE KENNEDY: What the [bleep]? [cheering] What the [bleep]?>>RUDY MANCUSO, ANWAR JIBAWI & OSCAR MIRANDA: Ole!>>PAGE KENNEDY: Yo!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Bring me down, bring me down, bring me down. What?>>PAGE KENNEDY: What the [bleep] are you doing, you stupid? That’s not how you play basketball.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Listen Biggie Smalls, you got a problem with how we play?>>PAGE KENNEDY: You don’t play basket with your…>>RUDY MANCUSO: Oh, okay okay. Sorry, sorry, go ahead.>>PAGE KENNEDY: I was saying, you don’t play basketball with your…>>RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, no, no sorry, last time, sorry. Go ahead.>>PAGE KENNEDY: You don’t play basketball with your [bleep] feet! Hey you know what, this is weird bro. I’m out man.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, listen listen listen. One more game. We play our way and you play your way. Winner gets five hundred dollars. [chuckles]>>PAGE KENNEDY: Let’s do it.>>RUDY MANCUSO: It’s a deal. Okay, listen guys. We got to beat these son of a [bleep].>>PAGE KENNEDY: There ain’t no way that I’m about to lose to a bunch of hairy Mexican midgets.>>RUDY MANCUSO: We gotta win this for our people, for our families, okay, it’s not about the money… Yes it is.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Just play smart. All we gotta do is get that ball in that basket, it’s simple.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Let’s make our mothers proud, huh!>>ANWAR JIBAWI: My mother abandoned me bro, you know that.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, let’s make our fathers proud, huh!>>OSCAR MIRANDA: Bro, my dad abandoned me.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Jesus Christ.>>PAGE KENNEDY: We ain’t losing to those Ricky Martin looking mother [bleep], man!>>SPLACK: [Bleep] Ricky Martin!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, let’s make our wives proud!>>ANWAR JIBAWI: [Bleep] my wife!>>RUDY MANCUSO: You guys have side chicks?>>ANWAR JIBAWI: Oh yeah, my side chick is dope!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay, [bleep] it, let’s win this for our side chicks then.>>ANWAR JIBAWI & OCAR MIRANDA: Yeah!>>PAGE KENNEDY: I love you guys.>>SPLACK: Yeah. I love you too man.>>PAGE KENNEDY But if we lose, I’m gonna whoop your [bleep]…>>TIMOTHY KENNEDY: I’m sorry, what?
>>PAGE KENNEDY: and you’re walking your [bleep] [bleep] home!>>RUDY MANCUSO: And no matter what happens, we go to the bar after this, okay.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Alright, boys for life on three.>>RUDY MANCUSO: On three, say Jennifer Lopez.>>PAGE KENNEDY: One… two… three…>>PAGE KENNEDY, SPLACK & TIMOTHY KENNEDY: Boys for life!>>RUDY MANCUSO, ANWAR JIBAWI & OSCAR MIRANDA: Jennifer Lopez! [music]>>PAGE KENNEDY: Good luck little man.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Let’s play basketball.>>PAGE KENNEDY: Come on!>>RUDY MANCUSO:This is for all my Latino’s out there. You guys ready? Three… two… one… [sirens]>>PAGE KENNEDY: Oh [bleep]!>>RUDY MANCUSO: La policia?>>PAGE KENNEDY: Is that the po po?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Es policia! [sirens] [exit music]

100 thoughts on “Hispanic Basketball | Rudy Mancuso & Anwar Jibawi”


  2. I can’t believe Rudy smokes that so dangerous for your body even if it not going to give you cancer but it’s gonna take years to get cancer but it’s still bad smoking is bad

  3. The funny part is there kicking the ball it's basketball not soccer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  4. New social rule: If you both etnic minorities scared of the police then racism is allowed towards one another hahaha

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