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Ho! Ho! Ho! The Tariffs Are Delayed

Ho! Ho! Ho! The Tariffs Are Delayed


>>PRESIDENT TRUMP DELIVERED AN
EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR ANYONE PLANNING TO BUY ELECTRONICS
DURING THE UPCOMING HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON. THE ADMINISTRATION DELAYED A 10%
TARIFF ON ABOUT $300 BILLION OF CHINESE GOODS TO DECEMBER 15.>>WE’RE DOING THIS FOR
CHRISTMAS SEASON. ♪ ♪ ♪
>>HO-HO-HO. THE TARIFFS ARE DELAYED! PRESIDENT TRUMP SAVED CHRISTMAS!>>UM, WASN’T THIS TARIFF THING
A PROBLEM OF HIS OWN MAKING?>>YOU LIBERALS ARE NEVER HAPPY.>>BUT HE PROMISED THE TARIFFS
WOULDN’T HURT AMERICANS. SO WHY IS HE BACKING OFF?>>I DON’T KNOW. I VOTED FOR HIM SO WE COULD SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS.>>WE COULD ALWAYS SAY MERRY
CHRISTMAS.>>DIDN’T HE ALSO SAY A TRADE
WAR WOULD BE EASY TO WIN? NONE OF THIS ADDS UP.>>FINE! LET’S THROW OUR SUPPORT BEHIND
THE ABOMINABLE BERNIE.>>HEALTH CARE, IN MY VIEW, IS A
HUMAN RIGHT.>>IT’S “THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT”

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