Hey guys, it’s Dean from Diagonal View and
this week I bring to you yet another extraordinary example of how far we have come in the 21st
Century. In this completely crazy and utterly pointless
technological endeavour, I introduce to you these Japanese Robot Cheerleaders, that derive
all the way from… yeah, you guess it – Japan. “We are Robots and we don’t care who knows,
From our shiny heads down to our lack of toes, We’ll prepare for victory, We’ll put you to
the test, We are robots, and so we never rest!’ I’m not ENTIRELY sure how these androgynous
androids would evoke cheer into crowds of screaming fans, with their possessed, haunting
blue eyes and their gyroscopic lower half. What exactly are they going to be used for?
When are we to expect robot jocks to come onto the scene and start swooning after these
battery-powered hotties? Scary stuff, these Robot Fear Leaders!