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Modern Monster Mash – Key of Awesome #91

Modern Monster Mash – Key of Awesome #91


You remember in the 60’s When I invented the mash. Well now the time has come For me to update that smash. Since I’ve been out of the fright game For 52 odd years, I invited a new crew to spread spooky cheer. The first to arrive was Doctor Hannibal Lecter, He brought his own date and he seemed to respect her. They hit the dance floor with a jive and a jitter. Then he, he ripped off her face. He’s pulling out her liver! (That’s really gross) Oh my God! What just happened? (He ate her face) Yes I know, I saw! (Speaking of Saw) *Jigsaw* “I like to play disgusting games” (He broke his jaw) That is way too graphic, I’m going to faint. (Waaahooo) Surely all the other guests won’t be this rude. Like this classic monster, a scary, hip dude. He’s got a kooky style and a spooktastic look Oh my God! He just hung the waiter on a meat hook Why? (He’s Leatherface) He’s cutting him up with a chainsaw (It’s what he does) Who is Freddy Krueger? (He haunts your dreams) Ooo he sounds like a real spooker *Freddy Krueger* ‘I murder teens! You can’t escape me bitch” Language! In my day the monsters would just give you a spook Nowadays it seems they all just want to make you puke Ahh! The Human Centipede that sounds like a hit Wait, the ones in back have to eat the front one’s shit Enough! The party’s over, everybody out You all have no idea what Spooktober is about Here comes the Wolfman, He’ll show you how it’s done He knows how to be creepy, but he always keeps it fun Noooooo, that was my friend. Why did he meet such a horrifying end? Is it too much to ask, to have some monsters dance? It’s really quite a hoot if you give it half a chance *Jigsaw* “This guy won’t let it go, I think it’s rather sad” *Freddy Krueger* “Guys, I feel guilty.” *Hannibal Lecter* “And I also feel bad” *Leatherface* “Let’s give him a couple moves, it’s the least we can do” *Jigsaw* “Okay places everybody. And a one, and a two *All Monsters* “Look at us dance” You did the monster dance? *Leatherface* “Hey look, Jazz hands” Don’t twist too fast! *Dead Guys* “Our skulls are smashed” *Leatherface* “Ah great, it’s the girl from the ring” (Her heart is black) Ooo she really knows how to swing *Freddy Krueger* “I wouldn’t look directly at her face if I were you” *Leatherface* “Oh well we tried” *Freddy Krueger* “He died doing what he loved” *Jigsaw* “Monster Choreography” *Jigsaw* “Hey guys I know a game we can play. Guys, anyone? No?”

100 thoughts on “Modern Monster Mash – Key of Awesome #91”

  1. Came across this by chance. I remember Monster Mash, great song. So I took a chance watching this. Awesome! So glad I came across it. This was so much fun and imaginative. Great work.

  2. I heard the original 1973 version on the 70's channel today, and realized how great of a job you guys did with this. You sound just like Bobby Pickett, and the women sound just right as well. Keep up the great work.

  3. Gillibrand is an idiot. You really want to fuck up your country and see what living in Venezuela is like; vote Democrat.

  4. Now that horror is moving away from the torture porn and towards social/ emotional commentary and exploration, I wonder how a part 2 of this would go. Too bad KOA is done 😫😫

  5. It's July 2019, and I'm still watching as well the band is awesome and I totally agree with lil oof and Jonathan Pinckney

  6. …how do they let that Myers mask be that way? It was the laziest and most distracting part of the whole thing. But other than that it's amazing!

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