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Pink on the Canvas | Pink Panther and Pals


(jazzy Pink Panther
theme song) ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) (rock music) ♪ ♪ (crash) (strumming guitar) (alarm bell) (crash) THE CRUNCH! THE REIGNING AND UNDEFEATED
CHAMPION OF THE WORLD IS OFFERING TO
SURRENDER HIS BELT TO ANYONE WHO CAN
REMAIN STANDING AFTER THREE ROUNDS
OF HIS POWERFUL
PUNITIVE PUNCHES. IS THERE ANYONE
OUT THERE STRONG ENOUGH, COURAGEOUS ENOUGH,
OR CRAZY ENOUGH
TO ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS, WE HAVE A CHALLENGER. (roaring) (crowd cheering) HOW ABOUT
A BIG WELCOME FOR THE FAST, THE FURIOUS PINKRAGEOUS! AND NOW,
THE MINISTER OF MUSCLE. THE KING OF THE RING. THE ABSOLUTELY
UNDEFEATED BARON
OF BODY SLAMS, THE CRUNCH! AND A SPECIAL “WOOF WOOF”
FOR DOG POUND! (grunting) (crowd laughing) GRR! HA HA HA HA! WHOA, LOOK OUT, CHAMP! (crash) HEH HEH,
AND LOOK OUT
SPORTS FANS. (chirping) AND THE ACTION
IS UNDER WAY
HERE IN ROUND ONE. (ding) (grunting) ALL ABOARD FOR
THE CRUNCH TOWN EXPRESS. IT ALWAYS RUNS
ON CRUNCH TIME. WOOT! WOOT! THIS CHALLENGER’S
GOTTA BE THINKING,
“WHY DID I EVER DO THIS, “AND HOW CAN I
GET OUT OF HERE?” (grunting) PINKRAGEOUS
IS STILL ON HIS FEET,
BUT JUST BARELY. CAN HE WITHSTAND
THE CRUNCH’S BLAST
FROM HIS BREATH ASSAULT? FEW HAVE UNDERGONE
THIS HURRICANE OF HOSTILITY AND REMAIN TO
TELL THE TALE. ‘RAGEOUS GOES
FOR THE BEAR HUG. NOW IT’S A SUPLEX. AN ARM BAR. THE CHOMP! THIS IS WRESTLING
YOU CAN REALLY
SINK YOUR TEETH INTO. BUT THE CRUNCH
HAS HAD ENOUGH. HE RESPONDS WITH
A PAINFUL PANTHER PULL, A FELINE FRACTURE. ‘RAGEOUS IS TAKING
EVERYTHING THE CHAMP’S GOT AND IT LOOKS BAD–OOF! WHAT A MATCH! (ding ding) IT’S BEEN A TOUGH ROUND
FOR PINKRAGEOUS. HE’S A MERE SHADOW
OF THE FIGHTER WHO CAME HERE
LOOKING FOR GLORY. BUT NOW,
WE’RE GOING TO SEE
WHAT HE’S REALLY MADE OF. (crowd cheering) (ding) (ding)
(ding) (groaning) ‘RAGEOUS IS UP
AND READY WITH– OH, NO!
IT’S THE MATADOR! THE CHAMP IS
SEEING RED NOW! I HOPE ‘RAGEOUS KNOWS
WHAT HE’S DOING. (growling) OH! NOW, THAT IS GOING
TO LEAVE A MARK. COULD THIS BE? IS IT? YES, IT IS. IT’S THE FLYING
CANNONBALL OF CHAOS! ‘RAGEOUS SEEMS DISTRACTED.
OR IS THIS SOME PART
OF HIS MASTER PLAN? OH, THIS IS NOT
GOING TO END GOOD, FOLKS. (alarm going off) WHAT A MOVE! ‘RAGEOUS HAS COUNTERED
THE CANNONBALL WITH A
LEVER CHAOS BUSTER AND CRUNCH
HAS FALLEN FOR IT. IT LOOKS LIKE
THE CRUNCH IS DOWN,
FOLKS– WAY DOWN. ARE CRUNCH’S DAYS
IN THE RING OVER? COULD THIS BE THE END? WAIT! THE CRUNCH IS UP! BUT WHAT IS THIS? TALK ABOUT A FINE DISPLAY
OF SPORTSMANSHIP. ‘RAGEOUS IS DOING
EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE SURE
HIS OPPONENT
IS ALL RIGHT. ISN’T THAT NICE? AWW! (smack) IT’S RUMBALICIOUS
ROUND THREE, AND IT’S TIME FOR
THE CRUNCH TO BUST OUT
HIS BADEST MOVES OR HE’LL BE SAYING BYE-BYE
TO THAT BIG OL’ BELT. CRUNCH IS WASTING NO TIME KICKING IT IN WITH
THE TERRIBLE TORPEDO TOES. BUT ‘RAGEOUS IS READY
AND COUNTERS WITH
THE FLYING FINGER FLICK. OH, THE CORN CRUSHER!
HOLD THE BUTTER, PLEASE! THE STEAMROLLER! OH, THE SOGGY BOTTOM! THE TRACTOR PULL! OH, IT’S THE SODA POP! (gulping) (cheers and applause) THE CHAMP SEEMS
TO BE LOSING HIS FIZZ. HE’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. HE’S DOWN,
BUT WHAT’S THIS? IN A SURPRISE MOVE,
THE CHAMP HAS TAGGED HIS FAITHFUL
AND LOYAL MANAGER, WHO’S READY
TO GO TO TOWN
ON THE CHALLENGER. DOG TOWN, THAT IS. (crowd cheering) (whirling) HE’S SWINGING
LIKE A SCHNAUZER, PUNCHING LIKE A POODLE, AND BOUNCING LIKE A BEAGLE. (boing) HOLD ON, THE CHAMP
AND HIS MANAGER HAVE TAKEN A TIME OUT
TO DISCUSS A LITTLE STRATEGY. (groaning and slapping) IT SEEMS LIKE
THEY HAVE IT
ALL WORKED OUT NOW. AND THE CRUNCH
IS GETTING BACK
INTO THE FRAME. LOOKS LIKE THE CHAMP
IS FINALLY READY
TO END THIS. WITH ‘RAGEOUS BACKED
INTO A CORNER, THERE SEEMS TO BE
NO WAY FOR HIM
TO AVOID THE CRUSHING, CRUNCHY BLOWS. HEH HEH. (laughing) GRR… HUH? HUH? HUH? BUT WAIT,
IT’S ALL OVER! ‘RAGEOUS HAS DONE IT. HE’S MADE IT
THREE ROUNDS, AND THAT MEANS
THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
IS ABOUT TO CHANGE HANDS. (stomping and crying) IT’S THE FIRST TIME
THE CRUNCH HAS EVER
LOST A MATCH. WHAT AN UPSET! PINKRAGEOUS WANTS THAT BELT. AND CRUNCH ISN’T
VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT
AT ALL. REALLY VERY UNHAPPY. HE IS NOT A GOOD LOSER. (screaming and crying) BUT THAT’S THE WAY
THE BODY SLAMS
AND THE CRUNCH CRUMBLES. AND ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, PINKRAGEOUS WILL BE
WEARING THAT CHAMPIONSHIP
BELT TONIGHT. (guitar music) (whimpering) HUH? UGH!

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