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Reality Bites | MPGIS S2 | Episode 6

Reality Bites | MPGIS S2 | Episode 6


mpgis 206 Okay, what the fuck is the hold up here? No, we don’t have any baguettes, Saison Margeurite.
I make it a rule to not sell anything I cannot spell. I have rolls. R-O-O-L-S. Rolls. Would
you like a roll? Yes, I suppose yet again- Cut! Wait, what the fuck? Who are- Oh my God, if
this is Chris Hansen, seriously, I swear to god, look, that girl told me she was eighteen!
Wait, you know, what girl? You know- Anyway, hi, hello, would you like some meat loaf? Hey, Saison, that was great. This time, though,
can you give me a little more- Wait a minute, what? Saison, these cameras
are for you? Oui, Lunch Lady Belinda, I am now being filmed
for an American reality television program. Oh wow, look, they’re making reality shows
about French people now? What’s it called, put your oui oui in my poo poo? No, no, no sweetheart this show is called
Babes Having Babies. It’s like 16 and Pregnant, but we use hot chicks. And we only film them
for the first two months of their pregnancy, you know, before they get all fat and shit. Oh, well you know, I’ve had a few miscarriages
myself. Yeah, I can fucking tell. Okay I’m sorry, but what the fuck is the hold
up over here?! Oh hey, it’s the famous Brittnay Matthews.
I’ve heard a lot about you. You, you have? Yeah, you’re Saison’s best friend. Her what? Ok, guys, I want you to frame up here on Saison
and her best friend, make sure you cut out the freak in the background. Oh Goddammit! I’m sorry? Wait, what did you just refer to
me as? Brittnay, I hope it is ok, but I told the
producers all about our friendship and they say they want to put you on the how you say
show! Wait a minute, I’m gonna be on TV? As long as you are, in fact, this girl’s best
friend. Saison! Brittnay! C’mon, I saved you a seat at the center lunch
table! Oh! This is so how you say, exciting! Oh I love it when you don’t know words! Because
it seems like you do, like you should really know them, but you don’t! It’s so adorable.
Some people find it unbearable, but not me! Let’s go bestie! Nice. Maybe we can get them to make out later. Dude, she’s, uh, having a baby. And I’m, uh, having a deadline, retard. Now
shut the fuck up and go get some b-roll of kids walking in the quad with their backpacks
on. Do it! Have you ever thought about producing an expose
on the secret lives of lunch ladies? I call it “Meat Flaps.” Nope, not once, not ever, I just threw up
in my mouth. Please stop talking to me, and walk away. Hi Lunch Lady Belinda! How’s your afternoon
going?! Oh, you are a calm breeze in my fuckstorm
of a life that I’m living. Thank god we’re having hot dogs today. Oh Saison. Hey Saison, didn’t see you at lunch. Cut, cut! Who the fuck is this? Oh, this is Shay Van Buren. And who the fuck is Shay Van Buren? Some cunt you don’t want in your shot. Hey, I’m not a cunt. Well, whoever you are, you’re blocking my
two-shot. Saison, why are you hanging out with this
bitch? Uh, because this bitch is her best friend!
No matter what you’re about to say or prove! Saison, I always thought I was your best friend. Well, I have always had a special connection
with Brittnay. We have such a witty how do you say banter. Ub! There it is again! That thing that she
does that I love so much! Did you guys get that on tape? Because we can do another take!
It just makes me want to explode…with happiness! Oh Brittnay, you are such a how do you say,
crack up? Ahhhh!!!! You’re so funny, he he. Ok, then Brittnay, since you and Saison are
such good friends, what’s her favorite food? Uhhhhhhhhhhh…French…fries. Oh yes, delicious! Ok, who’s her favorite actor? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…French…Stewart? Oh, oui! 3rd Rock from the how do you say
Sun! Fine…what’s her favorite salad dressing. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Thousand island? Absolutemente! Alright, I’ve heard enough. Best friend number
two, I’m going to need you to go stand next to Best Friend number one. Wait, what the fuck? Oh yay! Room for all friends. Alright, and on the count of three, I want
you all to kiss and then say, “We’re having a baby!” One, two- We’re having a baby! Boom! That’s goin’ in the sizzle reel. Bam
wham. Well, friends, I have to be going to how you
say French class. Of course you do! Why wouldn’t you be going
to a class where you learn French even though you’re already French, you adorable little,
I’ll see ya later! Man, is it just me or is every single girl
in this school just incredibly attractive? Yeah, I know what you mean, it’s pretty much
impossible to find an ugly one in the bunch. Spoke too soon. Man I’m just barfing all day
today. Hey, maybe at some point, do you think we
could make a spin off of my own series? Well number two, what’s your story? I was born into a dynasty of high school socialites
and was destined to popularity, but then my rivalry with the local cheer squad stalled
my rise to the throne of prom queen and ended up with me ripping off the arms of one of
my friends. Who the fuck would want to watch a show like
that? Oh, hey babe, what are we doing, banging our
heads against the locker? I’m in! Yeah, take that locker! What the fuck is wrong with you? Some dark shit! So, what’s your day been like? I’ve just had to spend the entire day acting
like I care about the biggest dumbass in the world. Wait, is this your way of breaking up with
me? Cause this is harsh. Not you, dumbass. Saison Margeurite! I have
to be friends with her and Shay van Buren if I want to be on TV. Hey, trust me babe, after a while, it gets
really easy to deny who you really are. Now if you’ll excuse me.

99 thoughts on “Reality Bites | MPGIS S2 | Episode 6”

  1. oh hay bae wjat are we doing banging our heads against the locker fun. yeah take that locker. why is tanner such a nice boyfriend to britnney

  2. 4:14 "Absolutamenté!"
    Cézanne sounds like she's high in French… or maybe on French? x)
    Edit: turns out her name is actually Saison wow x)

  3. Favorite parts: I don't serve anything I can't spell. We have rolls R O O L S. ROLLS.
    SAISONNN Britaneey. I like how you act like you don't know words that's cute
    Some people find it unbearable but not me. I call it meat flaps. THANK GOD WERE HAVING HOT DOGS.
    Umm French Stewart oh oui third rock from the how you say sun. Favorite dressing? Thousand island.
    Oh oui oui. I was born into a bunch of high school socialites destenied for popularity pushed to rip my
    Friends arm off. love the videos ❤❤❤

  4. When he was talking about how famous Brittnay was, I was just waiting for him to say something like: 'yeah, I've heard a lot about you and your second-rate handjobs'

  5. I love Shay Van Buren, she's is kind of sweet, she's not like her family since she was the first person who don't get into the cheerleader squad. Plus, she seems to really cares about her friends.

  6. I love this it is funny.who is still watching it's 2018.💗💔❤💚💜💙💛😺🙍💓💕💖💞💘😘😃😄😈😢😐

  7. I live in Overland Park and go to a highschool in the Blue Valley district, it’s true there is a lot of pretty girls! Wish I was one of them😂

  8. The fact that Brittney, the hottest girl in school- also voices the ugliest girl in school makes me very happy for some reason.

  9. Does Brittney not know that taking classes for languages you already know is exploited in schools all the time.

  10. “I make it a rule to not sell anything I can’t spell. We have rolls. R-O-O-L-S. ROOLS. Would you like a ROOL Saison Marguerite?”

  11. Honestly saison is so smart what better way to make brittnay super annoyed than to force her into pretending to like her to be on TV

  12. I got back into watching this after the spinoff of keeping up with the Van Buren, gotta love that foreshadowing!

    Also, I just love Than Britney as a angry couple

  13. Saison margeurite acts really stupid like she says the word then act like she doesn’t know if she said it right like damn stop being a stupid dumbass (sorry for the language)

  14. 'well you know, i've had a few miscarriages in my time-'

    'yeah i can fucking tell'

    Y'ALL MIND IF I SCREAM

  15. ‘you know i’ve had a few miscarriages’
    ‘yaa i can fucking tell’
    was so messed up and hilarious 😭

  16. What’s her favorite food?

    Uhhhh…. French….fries..?

    Who’s her favorite actor

    Uuhhhh…. French ….. Stuart… ?

    What’s her favorite dressing?

    Uhhh…. thousand island.

    Lmfaooo we were all expecting French dressing 😂.

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