Peach: The power of the stars is restored to the castle And it all thanks to you. Thank you, Mario. Listen everybody. Let’s bake a delicious cake for Mario Mario: No! Peach: Mario? Mario: NO! Peach: Mario! Mario: NO! Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Mario: Mama mia… Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Mario: Whoa! *crash* Mario: *Heavy Breathing* Hey! That was pretty good! *BOOM* Guy in Background: *screaming* OH MY GOD! Come on! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Mama mia. ??? GET IN MAH BELLY Minion Kids: *terrified screeches* I’m-a tired… Mario: mama f*cker Lets a go! *Coin sound* Mario: Come on! KAMEEEEEEEEEEHAMEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [CRASH] [SCREAMING] YES! I’m the winner! Lalala hmmm Whoa! HAHAHA *Italian language* Da-da-da-daaaaa! Uh oh… *crying like a baby* Toad: MY EYES! Bobby: You guys aren’t gonna get away with this! Nom nom nom Hey Stinky! No [FIRE SIZZLING] Luigi: WAAAHH! HELPHELPHELP! Mario: GUYS, SHUT THE F*CK UP! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
Luigi: Bleh… OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! Wario: I KILL YOU WITH MY NOSE! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I’m going to rape you! SMG4: How about no? It’s-a Mario time! ♪Try to be best, cuz you’re only a man♪ ♪And a man’s gotta learn to take it♪ Goombs: Holy sh*t! What do I do? ♪Try to believe, though the going gets rough♪ Wario: I’m coming for you!
♪Try to believe, though the going gets rough♪ Wario: I’m coming for you!
♪That you gotta hang tough to make it♪ ♪That you gotta hang tough to make it♪ Mario: Hey, stinky!
♪That you gotta hang tough to make it♪ NO!
♪History repeats itself!♪ ♪History repeats itself!♪ Mama F*cker!
♪Try and you’ll succeed!♪ ♪Try and you’ll succeed!♪ ♪Never doubt that you’re the one♪ Luigi : Oh hell no…
♪Never doubt that you’re the one♪ ♪And you can have your dreams!♪ Oh yea! I’m a winner!
♪And you can have your dreams!♪ ♪YOU’RE THE BEST! AROUND!♪ [BOOM]
♪YOU’RE THE BEST! AROUND!♪ ♪YOU’RE THE BEST! AROUND!♪ Mario: I’m-a gonna get you! Watch out!
♪Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!♪ ♪YOU’RE THE BEST! AROUND!♪ ♪Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!♪ Toadsworth : Defeated now, BIATCH!?
♪Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!♪ ♪YOU’RE THE BEST! AROUND!♪ Wario: Come on! Come on! COMEON!
♪YOU’RE THE BEST! AROUND!♪ PINGAS
♪NOTHING’S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNN!♪ ♪NOTHING’S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNN!♪ *Distressed Waa* Mama f*cker! Giga Koopa Team! All-Star! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NO You go get some sausage, I’m gonna get some spaghetti! We’re gonna put the spaghetti and the sausage in the pizza! We’re gonna put the spaghetti and the sausage in the pizza!
Toadsworth: What the fuck are you talking about? F*CK EM UP! Mario: Then I’m gonna chase you with the pizza! If I catch you with the pizza, you gotta chase me with the pizza! Of course, you gotta eat the pizza! Luigi: Mama mia…
Then you gotta chase me! Then we’re gonna make a- Announcer: We’re in for an incredible fight! Which one of these two will walk- Wario: This looks like it could be anyone’s game, folks! But if you want a better game, Come on back down to Crazy Wario’s Microgame Emporium! AHH! ( and the gameis on ) That’s-a so nice! Jr: WHAT THE FU-?!!? SMG4 : Get the f*ck down from there! Toadsworth: YADDA LADDA BLABLA! Whomp: SHIIIIITTT! Yeah, Toast! Bobby: THIS IS SPARTA! King Bob-omb: BITCH! Announcer: This is going to suck! Take this! HA! Mario: Mama f*cker! Jr.: Get that mothafucka! Announcer: Oh wait wait wait! Where ya going? Shy Guy: Yeah Toast! King Bob-omb: Oh hell no! Mario: I got ya! King Bob-omb: NO! SMG4: What in the f*ck was that? Bully: COOKIES! GET OVER HERE! OH WHAT THE FU- AHH! No, please! I didn’t mean no harm! Yeah Toast! TOAST! TOAST! Yeah Toast! Hurry up, already! Yeah Toast! PINGAS! FIRE! [SCREAMING] [BOBBY SCREAMING] Mario: Oh boy! Finally! Whomp: Surprise, motherfucker! Mario: AUGH! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH GOD DAMNIT! [BOWSER JR. CRYING] Arrrgghh! Have a rotten day! Boo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SMG4: Gentlemen? PINGAS! Old Man: See? I knew you were gay! double gamers Fatima is out. and subscribe to SMG4 to