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Soccer Trickshots! (Dear Ryan)

Soccer Trickshots! (Dear Ryan)


It’s at that awkward stage again. Gel? No gel? No gel. No wax? No wax. Wax off. What? Hey guys. So if you guys haven’t already noticed, which I don’t think you have because it’s only been 5 seconds into the video… I got a new chair! And I got it for free! Don’t worry, this is not a product placement. I just, they sent me and RHPC a bunch of free chairs So, givin’ them a shoutout. Thank you guys so much. Thank you to the homies at DH.. DXRacer. I just butchered their name. Don’t take the chairs back please. I kinda like it. If you guys didn’t notice, my chair was always squeaking and ruining takes in all of my other vlogs. I don’t know why it took me this long to get a new chair. Especially since I use this chair for almost every video. It kind of perfect too, it’s like our, it’s like the channel colors. In fact, I technically didn’t even get permission from them to use their brand in this video. So technically I think they can get it removed. I should probably cover that up with some funny pun joke. If you guys haven’t noticed, we always try to cover brands up in case they get mad, which they have in the past for some reason. I don’t know why. Free promotion, you know? We cover the brands up with super clever puns. Such as: And of course now. (fake laugh) Clever, right? Couldn’t think of a good one. Dude, I don’t know why I always ramble in the beginning of “Dear Ryan”. Let’s just jump into it! Really? 10 oreos? I mean ory joes. I’ve never done it before but I’m pretty sure it’s not that hard to do. In fact, I’m pretty confident that I can do the whole bag. But what’s a snow angel? Alright. Here we go. What do you think is the best part of the face? Probably like right here, huh? Dude, I this is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Two. This is easy. To get 10? I’m gonna go way past 10. Uh oh. This feels like it’s shaky. Dude, this is not gonna stay! I can’t laugh 9, here we go! Sweet! No!!!! Damnit! Let me try again, I can do it– I can do 10! This is a better base. F***! Yeaaaaaaa-aawwwwwh. It was on there! It was. It was on there! Oooh my gosh! I’m mad. Alright, I’m cheating now. Stack for me, and once I get 10, I’m gonna snow angel. Alright. Snow angel! [mumbles] Is this a snow angel? Damnit! [laughs] I did one right? You did one angel. Alright, let’s just see how much we can stack. 13. 14! I’m out of oreos! [laughs] Hold it, HOLD IT! OooooooooOOOOOhhhhh [All laugh] I don’t know how much that was. haha hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahAHaahaAHa’ AHahaAHhaAHhaAHhaAHhaHAha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA also known as Big Bang laugh *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* (help me im going to die) old man is laughing *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* lol haha The british person laugh huha MWHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA ha HaAHHAHAHahAHHAaAAAAAAahaAaAAa im tired of typing ha the worlds most annoying laugh ever ─────────██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───────── ────────██▒████▒████▒▒██───────── ────────██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───────── ────────██▒────▒▒────▒██───────── ────────██▒─██─▒▒─██─▒██───────── ────────██▒────▒▒────▒██───────── ────────██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───────── ───────██▒▒█▀▀▀▀▀▀▀█▒▒▒▒██─────── ─────██▒▒▒▒▒█▄▄▄▄▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───── wow big nose seth rogan is offended HAHAHAHA HEHEhEEhEHEHehEEEHEEEHHEHEHhEhEHEheHEHEhehEhEHEHEHHEHeEE woow calm down do you need a doctor? I don’t get it.
(BURN) TEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE I’ve done a lot of wall-sits in my life. If you’ve ever done sports, you know what wall-sits are. It’s when you have to like bend your knees like your sitting like on a chair basically but against a wall. It like burns your legs. It’s extremely tiring. I can hold it for a long time. Alright, timer, starts… now! See I’ve done so many wall-sits in my time that this doesn’t even faze me anymore. (so proud of you Ryan) I don’t even feel like a burn. Like in fact, I could probably hold this all day. Let’s just go– Let’s do this again. Oh snap. Oh! I don’t know when this just started happening, but I’ve become known for puns. Like yes, I think puns are funny sometimes. But they’re cheap comedy. It’s really not that funny, it’s just silly and dumb. But I’m already starting to stay away from all pun jokes because they’re not good jokes, guys. Plus, a whole sentence of just puns, like is that even possible? I don’t know how I would do that but I will try and go look for some words that make me oh so funny and silly and just a fire, pun-spitting, galapagos animal no chill, beach! And there you go, I just did it. That entire sentence were all puns. If you didn’t catch it, I’ll do it a little slower for you guys. Yeah even I thought that was too much. That was a bit of a stretch You see guys, this is what I’m talking about, puns are not funny. I am completely over puns. But not anymore! *PHHHA* [9 ryans laugh] Well I mean last time you guys saw when we did it with Basketball shots. And that was already really difficult, okay? Ever since we did that basketball trickshot, every “Dear Ryan” is like: “trick shot, trickshot, do more trickshots!” Guys we’re not Dude Perfect, okay? We’re not even Dude Good. I don’t know, we’re not even good, we’re like decent. We’re Dude Decent. We actually like doing trickshots. But the catch here is that, none of us here at “Dude Decent” play soccer. Or football. Sorry for the rest of the world. The basketball one was hard enough, and we actually play basketball. So if we’re going to do a soccer one, I don’t know if that’s a good idea. That might take days. But I guess we can’t let our fans down right? Dude Decent. We do it decent. Oh my god. dang jeez loise wait till end daaaaammmnn ryan kick phone kick basket kick cap kick lucky kick ohh garbage kick basket kick 2.0 slide kick baby kick high kick. bloop i did this 2000 times before i got it perfect kick wow yes i slay kic See? Easy. (Ya nah u did that like 50 times before you got any of em rite) And we didn’t even break anything this time. So leave your question in the comments below, and you could be responsible for the next video. [laughs] Where was that? That was so close!

100 thoughts on “Soccer Trickshots! (Dear Ryan)”

  1. Dear Ryan can you solve a Rubik’s cube again without using the rewind trick
    Also you for got to shrug like 15 times

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