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The David Beckham Statue Prank

The David Beckham Statue Prank

DAVID BECKHAM, OH, PURE GENIUS.>>James: THE 2019 L.A. GALAXY SEASON IS GOING TO KICK OFF WHICH HUGE SERMON HONORING THEIR GREATE EVER PLAYER DAVID BECKHAM. TO CELEBRATE HIS CAREER WITH THE 2K3W58 AXEY THE TEAM HAS BUILT A BRAND NEW STATUE OF DAVID WITH WHICH THEY WILL UNVEIL FOR THE FIRST TIME RIGHT HERE AT …

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Locker Combo

Locker Combo

Did you smell that? Wasn’t me.I can’t smell anything.No. One of those girls is wearing Justin Bieber perfume. How do you know what Justin Bieber perfume smells like?My sister’s friend wears it. She’s 18 and she’s way hot. Who do you think is wearing it? Probably Sara. You think? She has the brightest clothes. So …

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Soccer Commentator Goes Nuts After Iceland Win

Soccer Commentator Goes Nuts After Iceland Win

YESTERDAY THE TINIEST NATION IN THE TOURNAMENT, ICELAND, SCORED — (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) REALLY? ARE THERE PEOPLE FROM ICELAND HERE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BORK IS HERE TONIGHT. ICELAND SCORED A DEEP OVERTIME, TIE-BREAKING GOAL TO BEAT AUSTRIA. AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S A BIG DEAL, THEN YOU’RE NOT THE ICELANDIC COMMENTATOR WHO WAS CALLING …

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Kroll Show – Oh, Hello – Basketball

Kroll Show – Oh, Hello – Basketball

[upbeat jazz music] ♪ – SO, GIG, SHOULD WE STRETCH FIRST? – NO, LET’S JUST, YOU KNOW, STAY TIGHT AND GET INJURED. – CHECK IT OUT. LEW ALCINDOR. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. – WHAT’S GOING ON? – THAT JUST– SOMETHING JUST TWEAKED– A LITTLE SOMETHING–REAL BAD. – I LIKE TO ROTATE UNTIL THE PAIN SPREADS AND …

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Key & Peele – Boxing Press Conference

Key & Peele – Boxing Press Conference

– THIS IS THE FIGHT EVERYBODY’S BEEN WAITING FOR, BUT WHEN I GET ANDRE IN THE RING, MAN, IT’S GONNA BE CRUEL AND QUICK, ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE, LIKE, ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, BOOM, AND YOU OUT. – MAN, [bleep] YOU, CLAUDIUS LEWIS. I’M GONNA [bleep] YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS. YEAH, I’M GONNA BEND YOU OVER …

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