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Giraffes Volleyball Championship 2016

Giraffes Volleyball Championship 2016

Bob: I-I still feel shook. Mark: Yeah. Wade: Heh. Bob: Or “lit”… Mark: No, not that one. Bob: …or swole, or something. Mark: Woke. Wade: Swole! Bob: Woke. Mark: You woke now, ’cause you’re aware and you’re- Bob: I’m woke as fuck. Mark: You’re awake to the genitals. *Mark popping his lips* Bob: Ugh. Mark: …

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The War on Wheat – the fifth estate

The War on Wheat – the fifth estate

(♪♪)>>Mark: Tonight on the Fifth Estate. (♪♪)>>Mark: Get your knives and forks ready. This is the battle for your belly.>>It’s garbage, right. You don’t want to put garbage in your body.>>Mark: It will challenge what you believe about food.>>People want simple solutions to highly complex problems.>>Mark: And who you can trust.>>Dark corners. Dark shadows. Lies.>>Mark: …

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Max is Psychotic 6 [Series Ongoing]

It doesn’t matter. After all, I’m still your faithful companion. [Intro Plays] (That’s Dana. She’s such an archetypal gorgeous Cheerleader.) Ah, hi Dana. You’re up early. Yay! Max! Trevor asked me to the Vortex Club! Oh, he asked you? – You absolutely should go with us. Borrow one of my outfits and come as a …

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Quick, Draw!

Quick, Draw!

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to “Quick, Draw!” So, anyway, “Quick, Draw!” is a game about artificial intellgence. So, we’re going to be given prompts, and the computer is going to interpret our doodles of those prompts to see if it can figure it out. Now, the closer we are, the better …

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