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The New Reality | MPGIS S2 | Episode 2

The New Reality | MPGIS S2 | Episode 2

Judith, your motorcycle is parked behind my car. Can you move it now? We’ll be out in a minute. We’re just getting ready for school. Yeah, we’re the popular girls now. Somehow I doubt that. No, it’s true Bridget. That’s why we’re taking so long. Popular girls take their time. I don’t think it’s gonna …

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Sister Act | MPGIS S1 | Episode 3

Sister Act | MPGIS S1 | Episode 3

Have fun smelling my poops, bitches. So…is there cheer practice today or not? Where the fuck is Mackenzie Zales? Oh my god. It’s Shay Van Buren. What the fuck do you want, Shay Van Buren? Oh, I don’t know, I heard that you’re going around calling me a fucking liar? Where did you hear that? …

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Gay Van Buren | MPGIS S1 | Episode 10

Gay Van Buren | MPGIS S1 | Episode 10

So, I was thinking…if you’re not doing anything on the evening of the 26th…It would be my most sincere honor to escort you, Trisha Cappelletti, to the Overland Park High School Prom. Oh-oh- oh yes! Oh dad, you were wrong! Oh my God! Brittnay! Brittnay! God Trisha! What? M-Matthew Derringer just asked me to the …

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3rd Grade | MPGIS S1 | Episode 8

3rd Grade | MPGIS S1 | Episode 8

School days, school days, dear old golden rule days- La la la, I love the O.C. so much! Oh my God, Rachel, did you see last night’s episode?! Of course Mackenzie. Brittnay came over to my house to watch it. I cannot believe that Julie Cooper is having sex with her daughter’s ex-boyfriend! I know! …

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Miss Cinnabon | MPGIS S2 | Episode 9

Miss Cinnabon | MPGIS S2 | Episode 9

Note to self: Corn dogs and Mountain Dew do not mix…especially when they are mixed with popcorn and, jelly beans and also six inches of a Fruit by the Foot, mozzarella sticks, uncooked bread dough, mango jabanero wings, and a shot of wheat grass…at least not for breakfast. Try subbing out Mountain Dew for Diet …

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Atchison | MPGIS S2 | Episode 5

Atchison | MPGIS S2 | Episode 5

Alo- what? Alopecia? What the fuck is that? Well, it’s a disorder in which a person’s hair- you know what, you don’t have it so there’s really no reason for us to try to explain it to you. So if it’s not that, then why the fuck do I look like a young Jeremy Piven? …

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Fatherhood | MPGIS S2 | Episode 3

Fatherhood | MPGIS S2 | Episode 3

And so then I told him, “Well, Coach, I guess in the end, it was me who really respected you.” Wow, I certainly did not see that story ending up like that! You know guys, I think it’s times like these that I’m going to miss most of all. Wait, what? Yeah, today was my …

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