Once upon a time before I was insane I dated this disney guy Joe Jonas was his name But he broke up with me Your just way to creepy! Plus i found someone else his name’s Mickey So I wrote a song about this stupid ass Then found this guy named John but that was over fast If you don’t marry me I will pull out your teeth! You’re totally crazy! No! Yes! No! Yes! Maybe! Huahahah He hit me with his guitar and he said that we are through! Just you wait until I write a song about you! then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick and was obsessed right away You’ve sent me 1000 messages! Huahaha! And that’s just from today! Oh, that’s because I’m having your baby What? But you don’t even put out Stop questioning me, Jakie Or I’ll put you 6 feets underground! Woah! Woah! Psycho! Psycho! Psycho! Fine! Go! It’s good material! Next came Kennedy I think he was 15 I bought the house next door to watch you constantly And also to make sure you never ever cheat! OMG, we are done, you are scary! Harry was my last the One Direction freak I taped him to my wall so he can never leave Someone call the police your insane we are through! Your just like all the rest what did I do to you? So I used my stalker-app To track down all off those pricks The next song I write I’ll use their blood as my ink! Holy crap! That nut job just bursted in! AHH! What the hell is this? It’s a support group for all the men You wrote song about, you bitch! What? I have not written about Harry yet I am just planning ahead Why are you even here anyway? To finish you all off with my pen! NO! ARGH! NO! ARGH! Devil! Devil! Devil! Ow! Ow! It’s true I’m the devil! Ok that’s enough You’re right, she’s nuts You are coming with us! Wait! What? Get off from me I’m not crazy! AHH! It worked! This was all a trick We knew you would come So we hired this doctor You’re going to an insane asylum based on the behaviour I observed AHH! AHH! Let me go you assholes! NO! NO! Welcome to your new home Ho, Ho. So you’re crazy too, huh? WUAHH!