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The Karate Teen – SNL

The Karate Teen – SNL


>>IT’S ALMOST OVER HERE AT THE
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIPS.
HE IS TAKING HIS LICKS AGAINST DEFENDING CHAMPION AND HUMAN
FREIGHT TRAIN SAMMY KNOCKS OF THE WOLF CLAW DOJO.
>>FIGHT!>>YA!
YA!>>KEEP IT LEGAL.
>>SORRY. I GOT DORK ON THE FLOOR.
YEAH! WOLF CLAW.
>>WOLF CLAW.>>YEAH.
>>THIS KID IS A VIRGIN. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TAKE
KARATE. YEAH.
>>YA, YA, YA!>>CATCH ONLY THE PENNY.
>>OKAY.>>MR. JOHNSON, THAT WILL BE
IMPOSSIBLE. I WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE.
>>LISTEN TO THE WIND. ♪♪♪
>>I THINK YOU’RE READY.>>I’M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH
THAT GUY’S GIRLFRIEND AFTER THIS.
YEAH!>>LOOK AT THIS.
JEFFY LAHART BACK ON HIS FEET. I DON’T KNOW IF HE IS BRAVE OR
CRAZY.>>BAD MOVE, DWEEB.
♪♪♪>>WHAT’S HE DOING?
>>WHAT THE BUTT? YEAH!
HOW THE HELL IS HE DOING THIS?>>LISTEN TO THE WIND.
>>OH!>>OH, MY GOD.
HE PUNCHED JEFFY LA HLAHART OUT HIS PANTS AND THROUGH FOUR
WALLS.>>I PUSHED THAT KID THROUGH
FOUR WALLS.>>HEY, KNOCKS, IS THAT ALL YOU
GOT?>>YOU GOT A DEATH WISH, DORK?
>>NO.>>WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT A
WARRIOR IS WHEN A WARRIOR GETS KNOCKED DOWN, HE —
>>YEAH!>>OH, POINT KNOCKS.
>>I GOT A THING I GOT TO GET TO.
>>WELL, UNLESS JEFFY LAHART CAN GET BACK UP FROM SAILING THROUGH
HIS FIFTH WALL AND A CAR DOOR, THIS LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER VICTORY
FOR WOLF CLAW DOJO.>>WHAT THE HELL?
>>OH, MY GOD. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT HERE?
>>WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR? YOU’RE GOING TO GET IT YOU
LITTLE FART WIPE.

71 thoughts on “The Karate Teen – SNL”

  1. Doesn't surprise me that pro wrestlers are almost always great hosts and characters in skits. Because…. You know… Pro wrestling😒

  2. I thought Karate Teen would be something about how he would be too distracted by porn, jerking it or trying to get laid to train and he would get his ass kicked by the older guy.

  3. SNL just isn't funny anymore!! I miss the Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell era's. In my opinion these were the funniest best times of SNL.

  4. John Cena has come a long way acting he’s actually been pretty entertaining in recent movies specifically in Cock Blockers. Excited to see what he brings for Fast 8

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