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The Squad Says They’re More Than Four People

The Squad Says They’re More Than Four People


TRUMP SPENT ALL DAY HAVING HIS
FRIENDS TELL EVERYONE HOW NOT RACIST HE IS. YOU KNOW, LIKE NON-RACISTS DO. HE STARTED BY HOLDING A CABINET
MEETING, AND HUD SECRETARY BEN CARSON COVERED HIS PAL’S SIZABLE
ASS.>>WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A
NON-POLITICIAN WHOSE SPEECH IS UNFILTERED BUT GETS A LOT OF
STUFF DONE, OR SOMEBODY WITH A SILVER TONGUE WHO GETS NOTHING
DONE?>>BUT I THOUGHT I HAD A
SILVER TONGUE?>>Stephen: (TRUMP ACCENT) I
THOUGHT I HAD A SILVER TONGUE. SILVER TONGUE, GOLD HAIR. BRONZE FACE, LEAD POISONING.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: (TRUMP ACCENT) THAT’S WHAT I — I — I —
A SHRED OF SPINE WAS SHOWN BY UTAH SENATOR MITT ROMNEY, SEEN
HERE ORDERING A FLAVORLESS SELTZER, HOLD THE BUBBLES. ( LAUGHTER )
HE CALLED TRUMP’S COMMENTS “DESTRUCTIVE AND DEMEANING,” BUT
WERE THEY RACIST, MITT?>>WOULD YOU GO SO FAR AS TO SAY
“RACIST COMMENTS?”>>THAT’S ALL I GOT, THANKS!>>STEPHEN: WHAT COURAGE. ( LAUGHTER )
HE’S LIKE GANDALF IN “LORD OF THE RINGS.” (AS GANDALF)
“YOU SHALL NOT… THAT’S ALL I GOT.” ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) GO BACK TO THE DARKNESS! FLY, YOU FOOLS! BUT MOST REPUBLICANS DEFLECTED
QUESTIONS ABOUT TRUMP’S RACISM WITH ATTACKS ON THE
CONGRESSWOMEN, LIKE THIS BIZARRE TAKE FROM NEW YORK
REPRESENTATIVE LEE ZELDIN.>>THE THING IS WITH THESE
MEMBERS, ESPECIALLY OMAR AND TLAIB, I FEEL LIKE THEIR HEARTS
ARE FILLED WITH DARKNESS. A.O.C.’S HEART MIGHT BE FILLED
MORE WITH COTTON CANDY AND UNICORNS.>>STEPHEN: (AS ZEDLIN)
“YEAH, HER HEART’S FILLED WITH COTTON CANDY AND UNICORNS. SHE MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY WHEN
I SEE HER IN THE HALLWAY. I BET HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE
FLOWERS. PLEASE GO TO SOCIALIST PROM
WITH ME!” ( LAUGHTER )
LAST NIGHT, WE GOT A RESPONSE FROM… “THE SQUAD.” ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE,
SOMEHOW A.O.C. MANAGED NOT TO SWEAR:
>>I WANT TO TELL CHILDREN ACROSS THIS COUNTRY, IS THAT NO
MATTER WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAYS, THIS COUNTRY BELONGS TO YOU, AND
IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE. WE’LL STAY FOCUSED ON OUR AGENDA
AND WE WON’T GET CAUGHT SLIPPING, BECAUSE ALL OF THIS IS
A DISTRACTION.>>STEPHEN: TO WHICH THE
PRESIDENT RESPONDED, (AS TRUMP) “NUH-UH, FAKE NEWS, EVERYBODY
LOOK UP HERE! WHO WANTS TO SEE ME DO A
CARTWHEEL? ( LAUGHTER )
AM I DOING IT? IS THIS HOW YOU —
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IS THIS — IS IT? — IS IT?”
IT WOULD REALLY HELP IF I HAD BONES. CONGRESSWOMAN PRESSLEY TOOK THE
OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN THAT THE SQUAD WENT BEYOND THE PEOPLE AT
THE PODIUM.>>DESPITE THE OCCUPANT OF THE
WHITE HOUSE ATTEMPTS TO MARGINALIZE US AND TO SILENCE
US, PLEASE KNOW THAT WE ARE MORE THAN FOUR PEOPLE. OUR SQUAD IS BIG. OUR SQUAD INCLUDES ANY PERSON
COMMITTED TO BUILDING A MORE EQUITABLE AND JUST WORLD.>>STEPHEN: OH, MY GOD! ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) CAN I BE IN THE SQUAD? TEACH ME THE HANDSHAKE! GIVE ME THE CODE RING! WHERE’S THE CLUBHOUSE? I’LL BRING A BOX OF FRANZIA. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.

100 thoughts on “The Squad Says They’re More Than Four People”

  1. Of course it is just a distraction. The "Squad" is far more than four people. It is people all around the world, not just Americans, who value their enthusiasm and their progressive inclusive agendas.

  2. The President got everyone talking about the Squad, the face of the Democrats. The face of American Socialism and the beginning of Sharia Law.

  3. Mark my word: One of these ladies will become President of the United States of America in our Future.
    Mitt Romney is spineless which is why he will never become President.

  4. The orange baby is going to get these women hurt because they're not wlling to bow and kiss his oversized butt. There are enough lunatics running the around loose out to there who think that everything that comes out of their leaders' mouth is gospel. Isn't this the kind of thing Michelle Obama spoke about when he did it to her husband?

  5. Checked in after 2 years to see if Colbert finally started being funny again. Result: move along, nothing to see here.

  6. "Fly you fools!" ahahaha I love how much of a nerd you are about LoTrs, brosef

    PLEASE GO TO SOCIALIST PROM WITH ME

  7. I have not been partisan, I am a person of common sense, which defined my political choice for the moment. But as far as I am concerned, we don't have two parties anymore. So called Democrats make as much sense as, say, flying saucers.

  8. Mitt Romney wants to play it safe. Whatever he says must be compatible with later, maybe having to wear a brown shirt and doing the Trump salute.

  9. Trump has most definitely brought the racists out of their closets, i see it at work big time, and they like trump are as belligerent about it and they are openly sneering and laughing over it; and believe it or not they are medical professionals ( white males of course). Trump infects everything he touches with evil. As for them the party of Lincoln, what blasphemy, this is a corrupt incoherent vulgar contemptible administration having no values whatsoever in common with Lincoln, it is now a party ruled by evil intent a deluge of lies and the most preposterous of nonsequiturs.

  10. His speech is unfiltered and he gets nothing done (which is a blessing in disguise, because he wants to run a war, a fascist takeover, and a holocaust, but still the point stands)

  11. Never seen soooo many grown man kissing ass. Maybe because they don't have a spine either makes it easier to bent down.

  12. Be very happy if white mothers as well as black mothers remember that those little boys and girls that the Republicans have been raping are their own children. How did that Republican get close enough to decide that the Squad was all about "cotton candy and unicorns". What a jerk! Doesn't matter if you're purple, white or brown, in the privacy of the voting booth, vote these child molesters out of office.

  13. Get a couch to get people laughing though you got your point through.
    That bastard better white representative better stop insulting those women,he sure is gutsy and shameless I bet he wouldn't say it infront of them they got a dark heart,twisting the facts to suit his own convenience.Utterly despicable WHITE SUPREMACIST SPOKESMAN.

  14. Is it better for a man to be racist and hire one black guy and 100 white guys…or a non racist who doesn't give a shit what color you are?

  15. CBS is not part of the cable network from AT&T anymore!!!! Stephen Colbert Late Night Show and James Corden Late Late Night Show were our favorites!!!!

  16. So we’ve now all seen for our own eyes. Trump is a narcissistic, racist, adulterer, con artist, pathological liar, misogynistic, infantile man who hangs out with convicted felons and pedophiles. Good job America.

  17. With people like Stephen Colbert and clowns like Trump we Europeans will have a great time, laughing for a long time … eh, but at a second thought, that maybe that would end up in disaster. I mean, it could actually end up in world war III if nobody stops that clown, right?

  18. It's just amazing to see the Democrats cheering here. This echo chambers will surely disappoint once 2020 results come out.
    People really don't like ilhan omar or Rashida talib. These soyboys will cry again on election night in 2020.
    Till then, you can have all the fun with jew hating squad.

  19. Carson is as pukey as Donald. I remember getting an 8×10 profile picture in the mail from his campaign. I think I kept it thinking one day it might be worth something. I was right. A history lesson for my grandkids that this administration was the most narcissistic in history.

  20. Pelosi already understood she has to pay great respect to the Four-US-Destructors. No surprise for me on that. But Stephen Colbert, the hero that devilly daring making fun of everyone and anyone also realizes that his devil will should not challenge those Four.    My big surprise!      Are you afraid? Stephen?

  21. Trump’s people sound ridiculous and inane when they excuse Trump’s accusations of the squad of four.
    Why are they on TV?
    They are an embarrassment.

  22. Cotton candied Unicorns with snowflake wings… I will get the band onto the recording. Will donate money to “The Squad”.. soundtrack to demolishing Trump Cult Nasties.

  23. Would you be will to do a show that addresses all the unseen and unheard laws passed during these 8 days of distractions . Something tells me the president just gave himself some serious power and nobody even knows about it

  24. I now fill like the squad is in White House uniting the nation while D Trump is in opposition bench trying to oppose the ruling government

  25. Their SQUAD includes ANYONE ok racist white Americans?????? Before you start jumping off on how the squad is only ACCEPTS brown and black people .

  26. ALL of these politicans are annoying drama queens, both sides. Its sad how many people get brainwashed by all this bullshit. People need to get their brains out of their anus and try having an original thought for the first time in their life.

  27. The end is near for communist republicans. All communist can exit the Constitutional United States Out!

  28. Race traitor and white man hater Stephen Colbert 🤨 he makes fun of every white democratic male but can’t kiss ass fast enough when it comes to brown or dark females. & they say there’s no such thing as reverse racism but if you just open your eyes you can see it’s absolutely true
    White men all white men are under attack in a silent way they’re just being forgotten and left behind & if any of them dare complain they get labeled a racist that’s some powerful stuff

  29. You were funny when you were a sidekick and not on your fake news soap box and now a turn off or turn over the channel

  30. We need AOC in Dallas!! She should come here in November when the weather is nice,and take a ride in a convertible so we can cheer her on.

  31. Trump sounds like a crazy old geezer.. may god have mercy on our souls for allowing him to be where he is.

  32. Stephen, you've been a member of The Squad for many years. You and Jon have mentored millions of us <3 <3 <3

  33. Can we also talk about how misogynist these guys are? You're either dark/evil or full of cotton candy? How about we are just intelligent people who want to improve our country and have to fight against these men who want it destroyed because they have mommy issues

  34. And even here, the corporate media will not talk about the policies of The Squad; the real reason they are RISING.
    Stephen Colbert, don't sell-out; watch the full video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yy6zTP7xNc and start talking about Healthcare for All, decent green jobs, a fair green economy, clean air, peace instead of endless regime change wars; stop this full for-profit society. Get back our cash from dishonest billionaires and let's spend it on fun stuff

  35. I'm a straight, white man with s shaved head and A LOT of tattoos, and Congresswomen like Omar, Tlaib, Davids, Haaland, etc. are EXACTLY what my Congress should look like. My only complaint is that they should have been elected a long, long time ago…

  36. THE DEFINITION OF GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN MEANS… YOU DOIN SOME DIRT.. AND NOT GOING TO GET CAUGHT. LMAOOOOO

  37. I am sorry to say it, but for once, Stephen is wrong. Well, mainly because Trump is wrong. It's a simple mistake. See, Trump didn't have a silver tongue, he had a silver spoon. Trumped up Trust-Fund-Baby gets things confused when it comes to facts, history, numbers, names, dates, geography, lets just admit it, he has only a very loose connection to reality. If he could sink the U.S.S. Gerald Ford to make a new radioactive reef in Mexico, he would. "Lookit dat, I made all kinds of new floating life, if those fishes weren't so tired fighting the Democrats, they'd all be swimming around with their squid-arms and extra heads, instead, they're sunbathing in the ocean. If any of them become sentient (scent-ee-yent <Teleprompter Pal>) they'd say thankgoo. (insect on teleprompter proving man is not smart <Teleprompter Pal>)

  38. Ah, don't we all love being regaled by video of Monsanto Mitt… Shark-lawyer who helped Monsanto fight in court with all the Vietnam veterans dying from Agent Orange until they died to death… Helped Monsanto rebrand itself from "death camp powder" to "weedkiller juice", got them to relocate from St. Louis Missouri from a plot of land so toxic it's almost a superfund site, all the way downriver to Memphis. The same river. Monsanto, before they sold themselves to Bayer, bribed ahem "contributed to the campaigns" of enough DC politicians that individual states could not overturn legislation protecting them from state lawsuits, but individuals, that's a different story. Bayer&Bayer is going to reeeeally regret buying this pig in a poke. The ironiest of irony, Monsanto liked to wage nuisance suits of neighboring farms of their own customers. If any seed got spilled over the property line, they'd take you for every penny you had even if you didn't know how to microscopically analyze every seed on your farm, because copyright infringement. Filed by lawyers like good ol' Mitt "not showing my taxes" Romney.

  39. I know Trump is president but Steven only seems to talk about Trump, damn I miss David Letterman more and more!!!

  40. S.I.N. ( stop islam now ) / ALL MOSQUES ARE JIHADISTS HEADQUARTERS / SHARIA IS OF SATAN / ALLAH IS A MYTH ONLY / THE. WHOLE IDEAOLOGY IS FAKE , ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF OF ALLAH ITS LAUGHABLE

  41. Liberals are running scared !! THEY SEEN TRUMPS RALLIES / HIS PROGRESS FOR USA / RAISED 200 MILLION DOLLARS FOR CAMPAIGN 2020 / AND THEY LOOKED AT THERE CANDIDATES AND THEY REALIZED !! ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE IN HELL OF ANY OF THESE M.F. WINNING ANYTHING EXCEPT " BIGGEST EMBARRASSING LOSERS AND UNORGANIZED FOOLS AWARDS

  42. God they’re all so racist, sexist, and evil, why are we accepting of the bullying on these beautiful women by these people who are supposed to be speaking for us?

    Edit: no Republican speaks for me, but a person in Congress needs to speak for their people. Not attack women.

  43. IF THERE WAS NO TRUMP, YOU WILL BE OUT OF A JOB ASS.. YOU HAVE TO HAVE ALL OF THOSE ROBOTS CLAPPING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR NOT THAT FUNNY YOU ASS….

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