(audience applauds) (upbeat music) – On this episode of MTV’s Singled Out. Right here we have 25 single women. These are the IRLs in real life, and over here, we have 25 dating profiles. They the URLs on our URL board. All 50 of them are competing
to be picked by one hopeful who won’t see any of them
until the final round. – What do you think? – And just like on dating app, these URLs could be catfish. Ooh! We never said this would be easy. Our hopeful on this episode is Harry, a soccer player who says
he has a lot in common with his hair, because
they’re both a little all over the place. I’m Conceited, and here’s your host, the queen of freestyle,
and the sorcerer of love, Justina Valentine, kickin’ off round one. – Okay, Harry, all these ladies
are lookin’ like a snack. But we gotta narrow them
down, using these categories. You ready? – I’m ready. – Alright, we got age, bedroom behavior, goals, date night, phone, and personality. CONC, did you have all of
the contestants answers? – Justina, of course I have
all the contestants answers, and I put it right on them, so it’s like their shadow
going everywhere they go, so there’s no changing it, no cheatin’, and Harry we got you, ’cause
the URLs are locked in too. – Alright, Harry, the
field is yours, babe, where do you wanna start? – I’m gonna have to start with age. – They say it’s nothin’ but
a number, but maybe it is. Okay, are you tryin’
to say hi to a cougar, or hello to a kitty? OG, or young’n? – You already know I gotta go with my OGs, and I gotta say bye to the young’ns. – Young’ns, get up outta here. – I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I don’t know, I don’t know, I’m sorry. – If you got a little kitty,
– Bye, bye, baby. – Keep it moving. Harry, where are we goin’ next? – You know the most
important thing, personality. – You’re damn diggity.
– Of course. – Alright, personality, my man. Are you trying to keep it chill, or are you trying to keep it trill? – I like to stay a little bit wild, so if you’re chill, you gotta go. – Talk that! If you chill,
– So! – You’re oh, oh! – I don’t even know, I don’t even know.
– She just shook ’em at ya. – I like your sweater, I like your sweat– – Harry, you got one more
left to go, choose wisely. – I gotta choose phone
here, because I kind tend to have the attention span of a goldfish so. – I can tell, let’s go with phone. Don’t worry, I dissed you, but three seconds later you’ll forget. Okay, for phone, are we going
with text me, or call me. Call me.
– Gotta call me. – If you’re a sexter, you gotta go.
– Text and go! – Damn!
– I’ll miss you. – Alright, alright, Harry,
oh, oh, whoa, Harry! Oh she was late, she didn’t get the text. Alright, now we’re down to
three IRLs, and three URLs, which means it’s the end of round one, yo. (crowd cheers) Alright, alright, Conceited, before he gets me all hot and bothered, tell us about our IRLs. – IRL number one, say hello to Harry. – Hi, Harry, I’m Ellie, from
Tennis to Miss America to here, I’m always game for a little competition. – Whoo! (crowd groans) – She’s competitive Harry. – Okay. – Hi, Harry, I’m Ayala,
and I hear you like soccer, and I’m ready to score. – Oh! (Harry laughs) – Hi, Harry, I’m, Valerie, and
why don’t you come on over. – Oh! – Straight to the point,
sounds like you, Con. – Let’s see what the URL board has to say. Number one, Cristina says,
hi Harry, shy face emoji, I’m Christina, and I wanna see ya. – [Justina] Okay. – Harry, nerd alert. – Good to know. – Jordan, hey Harry, I’m Jordan, can I play with your goalie? – Oh!
(crowd groans) Why is everyone trying
to see my man’s goods? – Number three, Sofia
says, oi gostoso, sou, alright listen I do not
know what that says, that’s some Portuguese,
but it sounds sexy. – There is a lot goin’ on, it’s a lot going on with my man Harry. Alright, Harry, in round
two, you have a challenge for the IRLs, ad a challenge for the URLs that’s gonna help you decide
who you wanna keep, okay? Now, I need you to keep in mind, only one IRL, and one URL can stay, and there’s one more catch. The URL could be a catfish. (crowd groans) Okay? Let’s start with the IRLs. Let ’em know what they’re doing. – Soccer is my passion,
and it’s important to me that my partner is in the
stands cheering me on. Show me how you’d cheer
for me after I score the winning goal, and
include some descriptions of how you’re gonna
score with me later on. (crowd cheers)
– Clearly, alright! Ladies! Number one, you’re up first! – You are looking at a
high-school cheerleading captain, and I have a cheer that I’m gonna yell in the stands for you, here it is. You split that V, you dot that I, you curve that C-T-O-R-Y, victory, yeah we want a victory! – Yes, yes!
(crowd cheers) Ready? – Yeah, you go! – That is your cheer for him? – That was a cheer? – [Justina] Yeah, that was
a cheer from number two. – Number three. – Hey, Harry. I’m not a high-school cheerleader, but I can move my hips. (crowd groans)
– Oh! – Harry, which IRL had the most spirit? – To me it’s pretty obvious, number one. – Get the other two up outta here! (Conceited squeaks) – Alright.
– Moving on with the hips. – Harry, it’s a lot going
on, we picked our one IRL, but now you have to see
what’s up with the URLs, what are we gonna have ’em do? – Well, I love when a girl
takes the time to care about the stuff that I care about. – Okay.
– So, using the voice memo on your
phone, freestyle for me, and incorporate a few
of my favorite things, like soccer, my hair. – Con, let’s get to these URLs. – Let’s go to URL number one. ♪ I love Harry’s hair ♪ ♪ I wanna put it everywhere ♪ ♪ I like to play with his locks ♪ ♪ And I like to touch his socks ♪ (crowd groans) – I think she wanted
to play with something other than your socks. – Let’s go to URL number two. ♪ Harry knows how to handle his balls ♪ ♪ I mean soccer balls ♪ ♪ I’m not the best at rhyming things ♪ ♪ Balls is the only soccer
joke I could think of ♪ – She sounds like a stoner, I don’t know. – Now let’s see URL number three. ♪ Harry I’ll be the
woman you can talk to ♪ ♪ About anything you
haven’t thought through ♪ ♪ Best of all when you talk to me ♪ ♪ I’ll say it all in Portuguese ♪ (speaks foreign language) – Woohoo!
(crowd groans) – You alright?
– Spicy! – Getting a little hot over here? Well, Harry, I think I know the answer, but which URL got your attention? – It’s gotta be number three.
– Numero tres. – Let’s get rid of one
and two, number three! – Listen, Harry, you made
it to the final round. You have one IRL, and one URL, but again, only you can choose
who you’re gonna single out, alright, don’t forget, the
URL could be a catfish, so what we’re gonna do,
we’re gonna turn you around, and you’re gonna get to see
what your options are, okay? It’s like a penalty kick, don’t miss. – Ow!
– Come on, Con. – Are you ready? (crowd cheers) – Hey! – [Justina] What do you thin? – [Harry] I think she’s beautiful. – Conceited, remind us what
we know about these ladies. – Alright well you know she
has the best cheer of all. Like she, whenever you score, you know she will be in the stands going very hard for you. But we also have Sofia, who
knows how to speak in tongues. (Conceited rolls tongue) So you have a very,
very, very hard choice. – You look confused. – You gotta narrow it down for me. – And we’re gonna narrow it down for you. Do you remember those questions we ask you before the episode? We’re gonna ask these
ladies the same questions, and see who’s the most compatible. Are you ready? Ladies, are you ready? Okay. Green juice, or milkshake. – Green juice. – Sofia? Milkshake. (bell dings) – Ah!
– Milkshake! Alright. Marriage, someday, or no way? – Marriage some day. – Sofia? Someday. (bell dings) Someday!
– Someday! Summer or winter? – Summer. – Sofia, summer or winter? Summer. (buzzer buzzes)
Winter! – Winter. Make America great again, or hope? – Hope! – Sofia? Hope. (bell dings) Hope! (crowd cheers) – [Justina] Alright, last question, y’all. Lazy Sunday, or Sunday funday? – Lazy Sunday. – Sofia? Both, oh! (bell dings)
Both! (crowd groans) – Let me break this down for you, okay? Your beautiful IRL right here answered three questions correctly, that’s pretty good. Your URL Sofia, also a beauty, answered four questions correctly, but you know what, only you
can make this decision, Harry. – Putting a lot of pressure on me. – I’m putting a lot of pressure on you.
– He needs some help, guys. Whoa should he pick?
– Putting a lot of pressure on me. (crowd yells)
– Alright, who are you gonna go with, Harry? – [Crowd] URL, URL, URL.
– Okay, okay, okay. You know I’m a risk taker. – Okay. – But,
– No! – I jus think you’re too beautiful. (crowd cheers)
(bell dings) – Well, Harry, come on
down and meet your woman. – Go ahead to your man. – (laughs) Hi! – I’m not gonna lie, I feel like we’re in a episode of Saved By The Bell. (crowd cheers) Harry, let’s see what you missed out on. Bring ’em out. (trumpet blows) (Ellie laughs) – Sorry, I jus, I just
wanted to be beautiful. – Alright, alright, alright. This is getting crazy. Hopefully Harry and his
new found love work out. They’re already making out. Remember, if you can’t find love, you can always bang your friend’s Mom. – Oh my goodness, listen,
thank you for watching, this is Singled Out, we’ll
see you out here next time! Peace!
– We out! Con, hit me with a beat.
– Iight. (Conceited beatboxing) ♪ Justina Valentine ♪ ♪ I speak with good grammar ♪ ♪ You got catfished ’cause
it was her grandma ♪ ♪ Hold on ♪ ♪ Nobody is hotter ♪ ♪ Your name is Harry ♪ ♪ You lookin’ like Harry Potter ♪ ♪ Okay you know I’m glad to meet ya ♪ ♪ You got shorty rock ♪ ♪ ‘Cause she’s a cheerleader ♪ ♪ And when I do yeah I do it one time ♪ ♪ CON, Singled Out, your girl ♪ ♪ Justina Valentine ♪ – Thank y’all for watching! Make sure you subscribe, and catch us here on MTV’s Singled Out. See you next time!
– Yeah yeah. – Peace.
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