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Trump Takes Soccer Away From Migrant Children

Trump Takes Soccer Away From Migrant Children


OF COURSE TRUMP HAS BIGGER FOES
TO WORRY ABOUT THAN CHINA. MIGRANT CHILDREN REFUGEES
BECAUSE THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS CANCELLING ENGLISH CLASSES,
RECREATIONAL PROGRAMS AND LEGAL AID FOR CHILD MIGRANT IN U.S. SHELTERS
( BOOING ).>>YOU TOOK THAT RIGHT OUT OF MY
MOUTH. THAT IS PURELY LEANING INTO THE
EVIL. I THINK TRUMP IS CAMPAIGNING FOR
THE NOBEL PRIZE IN SHAME. SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW, TRUMP FOUND A
WAY TO MAKE THIS HORRIBLE SITUATION EVEN WORSE. IT’S LIKE FINDING OUT THAT
THANOS WAS A LOUD CHEWER. APPARENTLY, APPARENTLY, THE
ADMINISTRATION IS CUTTING OFF FUNDING FOR ALL KINDS OF
ACTIVITIES, INCLUDING SO. REALLY, REALLY? HOW MUCH MONEY COULD YOU
POSSIBLY SAVE BY CUTTING SOCCER. THE EQUIPMENT IS “BALL.” YOU DON’T EVEN NEED GLOVES. ONE EXPERT ASKED– WHY WOULD HE
DO THIS? ONE EXPERT THINKS THAT THE CUTS
ARE AN EFFORT TO PRESSURE CONGRESS TO FUND THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION’S BROADER IMMIGRATION AGENDA. SO HERE’S WHAT HE’S DOING. HE’S HOLDING THESE POOR KIDS’
PLAYTIME HOSTAGE UNTIL HE GETS HIS BORDER FENCE. A STRATEGY HE CALLS:
(AS TRUMP) “GIVE WALL, GET BALL.” NOW THE ONLY HOPE HERE– “WALL,
BALL.” THE ONLY HOPE HERE IS THAT THIS
IS PROBABLY GOING TO GET OVERTURNED IN THE COURTS,
BECAUSE THERE ARE LEGAL REQUIREMENTS THAT
MANDATE EDUCATION AND RECREATION FOR MINORS IN FEDERAL
CUSTODY, WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE WE’VE ALL SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
KIDS ARE RAISED IN JOYLESS ISOLATION. ( APPLAUSE )
BUT TRUMP CAN’T AFFORD SOMETHING AS LUXURIOUS AS LETTING KIDS
PLAY, BECAUSE HIS IMMIGRATION BUDGET IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING
WAY MORE IMPORTANT. IT’S PAINTING THE BORDER WALL IN
ORDER TO IMPROVE ITS AESTHETIC APPEARANCE. THAT’S ALSO WHY THE WALL IS MADE
OF VERTICAL SLATS. IT’S VERY SLIMMING. AND TO MAKE IT LOOK THINNER,
HE’S ALSO GIVING IT A VERY LONG RED TIE. ( LAUGHTER )
SO THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY CLAIMS THIS PAINT JOB
IS VITAL TO HOMELAND SECURITY, IN ORDER TO COMBAT THE
“CAMOUFLAGING TACTICS OF ILLEGAL BORDER CROSSERS.” OH, THAT’S SO TRUE. SO MANY MIGRANTS CAMOUFLAGE
THEMSELVES AGAINST THE WALL. IN FACT, THEY RECENTLY CAUGHT
THIS GUY TRYING TO GET OVER. ( LAUGHTER )
AND WE ALREADY HAVE AN IDEA WHAT COLOR THE WALL WILL BE BECAUSE
LAST MONTH, TRUMP SAID HE WANTS IT PAINTED “FLAT BLACK,” A DARK
HUE THAT WOULD ABSORB HEAT IN THE SUMMER, MAKING THE METAL TOO
HOT FOR CLIMBERS TO SCALE. ADDITIONALLY, HE WANTS THE WHOLE
THING TOPPED WITH SHARP SPIKES. (AS TRUMP)
“OKAY, IT’S GOTTA BE BLAZING HOT WITH SPIKES ON TOP, A MOAT FULL
OF LASER-GUIDED CROCODILES, OKAY, BUT ATTRACTIVE,
GOOD-LOOKING CROCS, NO ALLIGATOR UGGOS.” SPEAKING OF WALL… MART. YESTERDAY, WALMART HAD ITS
ANNUAL SHAREHOLDERS MEETING IN ARKANSAS, AND BERNIE SANDERS
SHOWED UP. HE WAS INVITED TO SPEAK BY A
WORKERS’ RIGHTS GROUP, AND HE ADVOCATED FOR TWO THINGS:
EMPLOYEE REPRESENTATION ON THE COMPANY’S BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND
RAISING WALMART’S MINIMUM WAGE FROM $11 AN HOUR TO $15 AN
HOUR. PLUS–
( APPLAUSE ) YES. GOOD MAN. PLUS, HE HAD TO RETURN A
SIX-PACK OF BRIEFS. (AS BERNIE)
“THE ELASTIC BAND ON THE MAROON PAIR ISN’T STRETCHY AT ALL. IT’S CUTTING OFF ALL THE
FEELING TO MY MEANS OF PRODUCTION.” ( LAUGHTER )
THAT’S WHAT HE CALLS HIS… HERE’S BERNIE AT THE MEETING,
ACTUALLY, DEFENDING HIS PROPOSAL:
>>WALMART CAN AFFORD TO PAY ITS EMPLOYEES A LIVING WAGE OF
AT LEAST $15 AN HOUR.>>Stephen: “THEY CAN ALSO
AFFORD TO TELL ME WHERE THE CAMERA IS SO I’M SPEAKING ON
CAMERA. HELLO? ANYONE? MARCO? HELLO, MARCO. HELLO, WHAT AM I– OH, HELLO.” ( APPLAUSE )
SILLY JOKE, SILLY JOKE. BUT IN A SHOCKING TWIST, WALMART
DID NOT GIVE ANYONE MORE MONEY. AFTER BERNIE SPOKE, WALMART’S
BOARD OF DIRECTORS REJECTED THE PLAN. BUT THEY DID OFFER BERNIE A JOB
AS A GREETER. WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. ELISABETH MOSS IS HERE! BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I MEET THE
BIGGEST STAR ON BROADWAY. STICK AROUND.

100 thoughts on “Trump Takes Soccer Away From Migrant Children”

  1. Keep torturing kids. Just creating the next generation of terrorists to keep the war machine chugging!

  2. At this point, I have to wonder if the wall would be better served to keep America in. Perhaps Canada should build one too for that purpose. It encloses an asylum that spans half the continent.

  3. Now here's an example of Trump going way too far. My son in law used to play soccer with a red plastic cup as a stand in for the ball though. So I think the kids will find a way around Trump…though it may be a long journey.

  4. So his bright idea to keep non English speaking, uneducated immigrants our of his country…
    Is to take away their chance to learn English as well as general education?

  5. So first they take away the children from their parents, now they defund the places that are holding them… I truly fear for what the next step is…

  6. There were a hundred thousand people on the streets of Hong Kong yesterday. Americans don't know how to resist. Consumerism has bought them.

  7. Walmart has seriously damaged the American working class and destroyed small-town America, but it's been great for China!

  8. At least any kid who grew up in South America, Europe or Africa knows those kids will find a raggedy ball, some shoes,bags or bins for goals and still play the greatest sport in the world, football.

  9. Just when I think that the Tangerine Twatwaffle and his Circus of Stupid administration couldn't get any more repellent or reprehensible, they surpass themselves yet again. Really incredible. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤬🤬🤬

  10. This is how it starts just like Hitters Germany back when he was in power start to gather the children to draw out the parents the only thing we have the camps now. Is there a pattern here a repeat in history under Trump think about cuz regular Americans will be next

  11. Other countries wouldn't even let them in. Here they either break in by breaking the law or falsely claiming asylum; and yet they get food, shelter, and basic medical attention; which is more than thousands of homeless Americans get. Thousands of veterans who have lost arms and legs are living in the street, yet you complain about taking away costly non-basic benefits from foreigners. Is giving them food, shelter, and basic medical attention not enough? Where is the cruelty in that? Are you happy to pay for that and more? The money comes directly from the paychecks of Americans. Why aren't you instead asking for that money to go to American children who go to bed hungry, need medical care, need a better education, and more and better facilities in which to play sports?

  12. Trump, grabbing back anything and everything that could even begin to mean something to kids who have essentially lost their entire families and everything they cared about in life—all for your cruelty. You are pure evil.

  13. Ok, but as someone who’s struggling to make it on 8 dollars an hour, 11 dollars sounds pretty good. 15 would be better, but unless it’s an actual legal requirement none of these big companies are going to change

  14. "My Trump is on your lips, my Trump is on your lips"
    And if he's lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little libs
    And expect them not to know what America first is

  15. so trump wants the border wall to look like bowsers castle…
    Also the reason bernie was facing that way was he talking to the board which is on a stage.

  16. I remember when I was young a very long time ago here in Europe we saw the USA as the land of the free, a very democratic country trying to bring morality and progress to the rest of the world. sometimes doing wrong things but having laws to prevent individuals from exploiting its power. now its just a poor shithole country with an always lying, psychopathic and narcissistic dictator as the ruler, spying on all of his former allies and giving a shit about other countries, agreements, climate, humanity, democracy, morality, the truth, diplomacy, economical relationships and freedom. a country you dont want to be partner with but you unfortunately have to until they go completely bankrupt and destroyed financially. reminds me of Germany in the 30s – a democratic country with millions of people who voted against Hitler but still.. he won and was able to do what he did without being impeached or inprisoned before he had total control over everything.

  17. No teaching English: Fuck Trump.
    No soccer: …ya know that's not so bad, I love Tru..nope, not saying that, not even as a Joke XD.

  18. I love Stephen's humor always but the border situation with separating families and caging children bottom lines to an American atrocity that is as unforgivable as it is not the American way I was raised to support.

  19. Except Walmart doesn't have greeters any longer. Also, if Walmart raised the minimum from 11$/hr to 15$/hr they would do so in a way that would erase any annual raises for anyone earning less than 15$. They would get bumped up to the new minimum, so a 10 year employee could be paid the same as a new hire.

  20. Bernie is awesome! It's too bad main stream media can't get behind him. Even Stephen could do better when talking about Bernie. Sheesh…Bernie fights for US…ALL OF US!!! He's our man!

  21. Can’t get this wall up fast enough. Then we can stop having this problem of taking care of illegal alien’s children

  22. Wish Krogers would raise wages. It's not like they don't have the money to do so. I can leave my job at Pick n Save and get paid more to work at Wal-Mart. That is pretty sad.

  23. hopefully, there are at least a few kind hearted ppl watching these poor kids ,and someone will buy a ball..without gov't $$

  24. Ha! No Alligator Uggos! 🐊 🤣😂🤣 I cannot breathe! 😂🤣😂 Oh Stephen, we do not deserve you! You are simply amazing!🤨🥰

  25. It makes sense to pay employees as much as you are able, because then they have more money to spend in the economy.

  26. That was a low blow about the camera shooting from the back. Was probably just a Walmart worker who had to do it from where they were. Why weren't the MSM media there with all their equipment and ins? Did Walmart share their probable footage?

  27. I'm no fan of trump but these shows are more like state run propaganda tv than actuall comedy…I mean they regularly have the exact same joke across 3 or more shows….and the rampant cringy racism is kinda annoying too but it's not as bad as some stations so yea…

  28. America should fall to its knees in shame at this point… veterans gave their lives in WWII for America to become Nazi Germany.

  29. If you really hate trump you should refrain from making fun of anyone running but him. Do it for your country Stephen, do it for the children!

  30. Here we go again, subtle hit piece on Bernie. Easy to see where TLS, TDS, and FF are coming from: corporate democrat. The constant bullshit jokes about Bernie are just smear. Not that i thinks he’s above a good joke but it’s always tilted the same way- he’s crazy, old, old fashioned, weird, basically anything to make him more fringe. Pathetic coming from intelligent people who should give a crap.

  31. So if he doesnt want kids to play doesnt he understand that he is the fattest and most unhealthy President in the World.

  32. Stephen, I have a great idea, why don't you tell the audience the other half of the story of Walmart?
    Like the part, where they're starting to go all in with A.I. Technology!
    And eventually won't need people to work at Walmart.
    Why not say the whole story?
    Not just the part, you want to pick!
    Almost sounds like ISIS!
    Only picking the parts of their Bible to run their war campaigns, doesn't it?

  33. The heck?!.. He had his chance to learn English (i think), didn't stand a chance on rec. programs, & turned down actuall legal representation.
    Why must children have to suffer his incompetence… it's not like they're eric!

  34. I’m broken and can’t wait for another election but I live in SC so I want to slap everyone and my vote might not count
    Actually gerrymandering
    It won’t count but I’ll go and hollar at ppl and phone bank for Bernie and Lizzie Warren
    It still won’t make any difference so please ppl
    End this

  35. I always vote Democrat
    I pay taxes I’m not rich
    I have a 4 yr old son and I do
    Every thing right but wtf is going on

  36. I'm noticing more and more the little stabs at Bernie.. The backwards camera shot.. sure you couldn't source a forward looking one in the direction all the other cameras were facing? He's your best shot with AOC at actually gaining some respect back in the world.. Biden.. nope… best of luck.. looks like ur failing to knock out Trump already… keep it up…

  37. And now the trump administration is reopening the american Japanese internment camps created during WWII to house the 16,000 children still in custody until they are legally reunited with a parent or guardian.
    Makes you proud to… nevermind, just shameful.

  38. Standing up for low wage workers is a serious position. Very important for REAL change for the middle and lower class workers!
    #BernieSanders2020

  39. I am a little uncomfortable in Colbert hitting against President Trump’s children, though it is funny.

  40. Exaclty stephen all the coaches have is a ball, gloves and jerseys the parents buy the rest shoes,socks,shorts ect.

  41. Every city in the US isn't New York or San Francisco. $11/hr would work for many people not living on the coast.

  42. So Trump's administration is creating more judicial costs by not abiding by the law…sound a bit hypocritical. Doesn't he say on a daily basis the investigation into Russia medaling was a waste of judicial money…hmmm

  43. Why give the kids a ball when I am getting bald . They would just kick me around whenever they get a chance!

  44. The Nazi's justified killing children because they realized that the grown children of the dead Jews would grow up and take revenge. See, the republicans aren't like nazis, yet. Either that or they just haven't realized the final step in their transformation into sons and daughters of their favorite goon.

  45. Next it will be the poor and the elderly in cages. McConnell already wants to take away Social Security and Medicare. The GOP will be cheering him on.

  46. Urgh Colbert can't resist any opportunity to make a dig at Bernie…. Bernie is a hero. Also, Trump's/the right's depravity is astounding.

  47. It is not soccer it is called football everywhere else but in US.
    You use your foot to kick the ball and not your hands to trow an egg ball.

  48. Stephen you’re cutting out vital information on Bernie! He was able to get the board to request congress for a minimum wage increase! At least add a little more context than “ah he failed”.
    Give Bernie the attention he deserves (without the old people jokes for once!)

  49. This is straight out of Hitler's play book. He didn't fire up the ovens right away, he used slow cruelty, to make people desensitized.

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