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World’s First Live Lip-Dub Divorce Proposal

World’s First Live Lip-Dub Divorce Proposal


So this is a song that I think best exemplifies you and Tanya’s relationship.
And, uh, here we go. Ready? We met when we were young
Got married by 21 It was lots of fun But now I want to get a divorce You’re always smoking weed And playing Nintendo Wii You always miss when you pee
So now I want to get a divorce You used to gaze into my eyes and tell me I was the best But now you’ll stare at anything with two thighs and a breast So guess what? Now you can stare at my lawyer Cause you’re broke broke broke broke broke and you snore snore snore snore snore And when you went to Vegas, I know that you screwed this whore. You’ve been cheating on me
So I packed up all your things Even your Star Wars figurines
Cause now I want to get a divorce I found porn on your laptop of girls barely of age
You’re always poking ex-girlfriends on your Facebook page But guess what?
Turns I can poke too. I slept with him and him and him and him and them and her Your brothers Tim and Dean And this basketball team So bye bye bye bye bye Don’t cry cry cry cry cry Don’t worry ’bout the kids Cause they’re not really yours. What? Hey! Is she for real? Where are we going?

100 thoughts on “World’s First Live Lip-Dub Divorce Proposal”

  1. because you broke broke broke broke broke! And you snore snore snore snore snore! And when you went to Vegas, I know that you screwed this whore!

    No i didn’t 😒

  2. Lyrics:

    We met when we were young
    Got married by 21
    It was lots of fun
    But now I wanna get a divorce.

    You’re always smoking weed
    And playing Nintendo Wii
    You always miss when you pee
    So now I wanna get a divorce

    You used to gaze into my eyes and tell me I was the best
    But now you’ll stare at anything with two thighs and a breast
    So guess what? Now you can stare at my lawyer

    ‘Cause you’re broke, broke, broke, broke, broke
    And you snore, snore, snore, snore, snore
    And when you went to Vegas,
    I know that you screwed this whore (No I didn’t…)

    You’ve been cheating on me
    So I packed up all your things
    Even your Star Wars figurines
    ‘Cause now I wanna get a divorce

    I found porn on your laptop of girls barely your age
    And you’re always poking ex-girlfriends on your Facebook page
    But guess what turns out I can poke too

    I slept with him and him and him
    And him and them and her
    Your brothers Tim and Dean
    And this basketball team

    So bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
    Don’t cry, cry, cry, cry ,cry
    Din’t worry ‘bout the kids,
    ‘Cause they’re not really yours.

  3. God damn this Catchy tune I’m going to be singing it under my breath for weeks

    Edit:
    Bad news my parents are getting a divorce and I’m trying not to sing this out loud

  4. This is kind of funny, but it's also super mean. I mean, on their anniversary too? That's really low. She's basically saying. "hey, I know today was already important to you, but I'm gonna ruin that by making it a day you'll never forget. Today a few years I promised I'd love you forever, but today I'm telling you and everyone else that I don't stick to promises."

  5. It’s quite sad because he asked her to marry her like this, but yeah… things aren’t always fair

  6. Before the vid: OMG his wife is so mean he seems so nice

    After the vid: YES queen. DIVORCE that meanie.

  7. Its clearly fake. They also did a few other videos afterwords of the honeymoon and stuff and its not even the same guy. If you look at the end of the original preposal you will see its not the same guy

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