So this is a song that I think best exemplifies you and Tanya’s relationship.
And, uh, here we go. Ready? We met when we were young
Got married by 21 It was lots of fun But now I want to get a divorce You’re always smoking weed And playing Nintendo Wii You always miss when you pee
So now I want to get a divorce You used to gaze into my eyes and tell me I was the best But now you’ll stare at anything with two thighs and a breast So guess what? Now you can stare at my lawyer Cause you’re broke broke broke broke broke and you snore snore snore snore snore And when you went to Vegas, I know that you screwed this whore. You’ve been cheating on me
So I packed up all your things Even your Star Wars figurines
Cause now I want to get a divorce I found porn on your laptop of girls barely of age
You’re always poking ex-girlfriends on your Facebook page But guess what?
Turns I can poke too. I slept with him and him and him and him and them and her Your brothers Tim and Dean And this basketball team So bye bye bye bye bye Don’t cry cry cry cry cry Don’t worry ’bout the kids Cause they’re not really yours. What? Hey! Is she for real? Where are we going?